Thank you. I'm going to prepare myself as well as I can so that I'll at least no what's being talked about.
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted for a bit, then she asked "Have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?" I said "No I haven't" she said "well, tonight's your lucky night" We went back to her place, She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs "Mum, you still awake?"
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Madrid and sees a dish called 'cajones' on the menu. The man asks the waiter what a 'cojone' is, to which the waiter replies that they are the testicles of a fighting bull that has died in the arena. The man looks a bit squeamish at this news, but decides to give them a try. he orders them and finds that they taste really good. Next day he returns to the restaurant and, again, orders cajones. However, when they arrive he find the cajones are the size of small walnuts, not the huge juicy testicles he had yesterday. Nevertheless, he tucks in. Afterwards, he mentions the smaller size to the waiter and asks him what sort of bull had these? "The bull didn't have those," replied the waiter. "The bull doesn't always lose."
Ok.. The job will begin on Tuesday; the other job (Saturday job too) begins, well, on Saturday. But I'm sure that's next Saturday. The employer is supposed to reach out sometime during the week I think. The Saturday job was all set up through a temp agency called Robert Half. I had to sign the paperwork, so I'm pretty sure it's a go too.