Let's talk.

Shucks. Now I have another 5,686 replies to read and I am still trying to work out what the original question was about.
With all these replies, it must have been something very important.
Well, I mean 5,700 people would not spend their time talking about nothing.................Would they.??????????????

 

Sure that is my specialty. Lol

But I might talk about the UK news later.

 

Well I am very Happy as my team EVERTON just won 2 - 1 away at Crystal Palace and would you believe it.
EVERTON are now TOP of the Premier league as they have WON the first three games!

Another game starting 5.50PM Chelsea, who I hope get beat!

 

I went for an Autumn walk.
I will post the photos later if anyone is interested????

 

Going to Portland Monday to see Margaret. WE met 50 years ago when we were both walking to the zoo in Honolulu, struck up a conversation and subsequently were a couple for 7 years. Haven't seen each other since about '77 when I left for Florida to do a sailboat with another lady that bore my children. She's the best card player I ever played with and an all around great and talented person. Should be be fun. Memories!

 

Go for it

 

How wonderful. Take some photos and have lots of fun. xxx

 

I will put my phone on. x

 

This path goes to the beach.

 

I Haven't been to a beach this year.

 

What would have happened if it had been three wise women instead of three wise men?

They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought more practical gifts.

But what would they have said as they left?

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my arse! I knew her in school!"
"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there?"
"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"And that donkey they are riding has seen better days, too!"
"Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?"

 

A man goes into a restaurant and orders a starter. The waitress brings him a bowl of soup but the man notices she has her thumb stuck in it.

When the soup is finished, the waitress suggests beef stew as a main course. The man agrees, but when she brings the stew to the table he notices she has her thumb stuck in that too.

Once the stew is finished, the waitress suggests hot apple pie as a dessert. The man agrees but, again, the waitress brings him a plate with her thumb stuck in his food.

"Look," says the man, "I wasn't going to mention it, but every time you bring food to my table you've got your thumb stuck in it."

"I'm sorry," says the waitress, "but my thumb's got an infection. My doctor says that I must keep it in a warm, moist place."

"Well why not stick it up your arse?" says the man angrily.

To which the waitress replies, "Where d'you think I've been putting it when I'm in the kitchen?"

 

Just settling down to watch a film on Sky and have evening meal of roast beef roast potatoes and all the trimmings.

The film?
JUDY about Judy Garland

Catch yer later.

Kenny

 

Good film my hubby saw it at the cinema. I have not seen it.

 

One day, Timmy comes home early from school, and walks inside to see his mum on top of his dad – both naked. Timmy just stares, confused as to what they’re doing.

The mum says, “Timmy? Go to your room, I’ll be up in a bit.”

So Timmy goes upstairs to his room. Later his mum comes up and sits down next to him.

She asks, “Timmy, what did you see?”

Timmy replies, “I saw you and dad naked, and you were on top of him, bouncing up and down.”

So, Timmy’s mum thinks about what to tell him, since she has to go grocery shopping and doesn’t have the time to explain sex right now. Then, an idea comes to her mind.

“Is that all you saw, you have no idea what we were doing?”

“That’s all I saw and I have no idea.”

“Well Timmy, when you get older like your father and me, you need to exercise. When your father’s belly gets too big and full of air, we get naked and I go on top of your father. Then I push my hands on his gut, bouncing up and down to take all the air out to make him skinny again.”

Timmy starts laughing, so his puzzled mother asks him, “What’s so funny?”

Still giggling, he says, “That’s not going to work! Every time you’re gone, the babysitter just blows him back up again.”

 

Please avoid Covid........I am running out of hair to pull out and my head is sore from beating it against the wall.

 

Nah posting photos and Jokes. x