A man was sitting in a bar looking depressed, when a woman approached and asked him what was wrong. He told her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admitted that it was because he was just too kinky for her. "What a coincidence!" exclaimed the woman. "My boyfriend just left me for the same reason." The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go back to her place as it was nearer. The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and gag in hand, only to see the man about to leave. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I thought you were kinky." "I am," he replied. "I shagged your cat and just took a shit in your handbag. I'm off home now."
That was easy . Penelope Pitstop . My first female heroine . I must have been about 10 at the time Lol
Good afternoon weather watchers and talkers. Just turned midday here in North Wales UK Colwyn Bay. We are off out for a walk and some shopping now and it is a lovely day outside at 15c but with the Sun shining it feels warmer than that. Just checked in the garden. Check for yourself by peeping in at Live Streams below! LIVE CCTV streams from here in Colwyn Bay North Wales UK: Looking towards Sea: Shared Live Stream | Nest Looking towards Railway Bridge: Shared Live Stream | Nest ......
I will probably sign in as Mr C Black although I really should sign in as Mr C White as I am kind of gong more that way with me being a more of a " Silver Fox " now..