Let's talk.

Let’s talk about Wifey and who I have only just jived to T Rex and I love To Boogie.
I thought I would share it with you recorded off our Nest CCTV Camera!

PS.
Gal and Doc.
I deserve a ‘bump’!

Chris and I Jiving 2nd Oct 2020


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Yours have been great pictures.

And the Jive superb

 

I must cook dinner.

 

Evening every body. Hope you all have a great night

 

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

 

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

 

Hahahahah ah

 

A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"

 

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...

 

While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out." He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be." The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."

 

A man is in the queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him. He can't believe she is staring at him, and then she starts waving.

"Excuse me, do I know you?" he asks.

"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids," she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "****ing hell, are you the bird I shagged on my stag do, while your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"

"No," she replied, "I am your son's English teacher."

 

they bloody gave me the job

There's a problem though. They're going to conduct a background check and find out that I'm completely immoral; reformed or not. I'm afraid that with a thorough background check, they will uncover my sordid past.

It's just such an irony. After 3 interviews, and an in person evaluation that this will be the final straw.

Most employers, they look at last seven years. This one? This one is a CPA firm. The highest level of accountability is afforded their clientele, and I can't help but feel afraid.

I hate my criminal history. It's been a pain in my ass for a long time. You see, when I turned nineteen my 'mistress' for lack of a better term (I was cheating with her for months behind my then girlfriend's back; which I am mortified by now) was sixteen for about four months. Well, her parents didn't take kindly to the running away, the drugs, the wrong crowd, etc. Long story short, when the law caught up with me for the contributing to the delinquency of a minor I got slammed with a charge for having sex with her - she was about to turn seventeen but there's about two years and four months between us. SO...... sex with a minor is on the record. There is no expletive obscene enough to describe how I feel about this.

You see that charge? That is the bane of my existence.

There's no getting around the fact that she was young. Twenty years later, I can't get **** work. And we were high and on drugs or peed dirty when we were caught - I can't remember if I was tweeking or not; probably coming down.

ANYWAY, if my firm finds that, no matter how old, it is it's going to look like crap.

 

Let's just have our glasses half full instead of half empty. Let's keep our fingers crossed and see what happens.

Good Luck

 

And I wish to second your emotions there Mysteron.
Every word.

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Oh dear, that seems very unfair.
Most especially as all that is behind you now.
Please don't stress about this.
I am still hoping that is not found.

 

Yea, it really is unfair in this case because I'm a product of reform. From all the boarding school (we did a ton of behavioral modification; it's just that I was so young when I finally got out of the boarding school system that I turned to drugs anyway, l0ng story...) I was super able to change my attitude and just needed support and time to quit drugs. And I can truly say I'm a changed person.*

I also think that leaving something like that on my record is a mistake of our legal system. Putting it on my record gets a point across - sure. But when after 20 years I request an expungement (erasing) of my record and they deny it, the effect is debilitating to my chances at working. For a long time, I felt just fine being on disability income for just that reason. I am sick, sure. But even if I could manage work, I wouldn't be hired with that on my record.

The other half of the story is, about half of the time employers are only looking at the last seven years of your criminal record when they consider you for a job. I am hoping and praying, but doubting that's the case with this firm.

 

I think it is the same in the UK???
Not sure, but I think juvenile are not kept???

You are not sick, mental health is just a glitch, that you can manage well. xxx

I am praying for you. xxx

Let's stay positive eh? xxxx

 

My juvenile record is pretty awful too - even worse, but we won't talk about that. Sex with her is on my adult record because I was 19; barely...

The websites I've looked at don't agree - one says juvenile record is viewable to employers in finance (I think I agree/it sounds true) the other says juvenile is viewable to employers in law enforcement and/or healthcare, but doesn't mention finance.

Fingers crossed, yes...