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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.

 

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent to the father by ten times, and if the pain became too much for to bear would he please let the doctor know. The doctor turned on the machine and watched the man. The man said he felt absolutely fine and he could take more. The doctor turned the dial up to 40, 60, 80, and finally 100% of the pain, times ten. The woman delivered the baby painlessly and the doctor stared at the man, astonished at how he could not even flinch with that much pain brought upon him. The couple took the new baby home. There, on the front step, the mailman lay dead.

 

Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: What’s up? What’s up?, - some man asks. Dentist: Who are you? I’m Monica’s husband Dentist: Listen, man, I’m about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!!

 

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."

 

Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

I like Zebedee's attitude. What his policy on orgies?

 

He said you sprung that on him. Lol
He will ask Florence.

 

Update: got the loan I needed. That's a relief.

And my W-4 had more withholding than I can shake a stick at; which is hilarious if you've ever heard me talk about progressive taxation. Not really, but ironic because it upset me that withholding was a little high. I did the form wrong.

What you're supposed to do on your W-4 when you have two jobs that pay about the same is use this chart - they have a table on the form with rows and columns; one for "job with higher income", and one for "job with lower income" and you put down the number where they intersect (where the column and row intersect in the table). Well, I'm an idiot. My incomes are nowhere near each other. The one job is only on Saturdays... and when you do your withholding form this way, it tries to guess on the high side at your best amount withheld from each check for taxes so that you don't owe at the end of the year. Anyway, I had to redo the W-4 (withholding form) for my Saturday job. It withheld like 20% for taxes. Since there's no way I'll end up owing that, I decided to opt for a more middle-of-the-road withholding. & I don't think they'll come after me this year anyway. LOL!

The first check comes a few dollar short as a result. & it comes by mail because I was slow out of the gate on setting up direct deposit.

 

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Getting on for midnight now here in Colwyn Bay Talkers so goodnight and sweet dreams to all.

CCTV:

Looking towards the Sea here in Colwyn Bay:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

Looking towards railway bridge:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

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Candy’s Bournemouth Cam:

https://magicseaweed.com/Bournemouth-Surf-Report/12/

 

Thanks for the update Soul.

How is your GF?

 

Morning all, have a great day.

 

Good Morning Scotty.
It is a day for kisses. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Morning Candy. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

My add pic button is NOT working?

 

I'll try mine

 

Nope mine is disabled????

 

Oooooh what's going on??