Let's talk.

I got a bit exited.

 

I had a hail storm!
Scared the life out of me.
I thought, who is throwing stones at my window!

 

That would be God Candy. lol

 

Well he had a good clear out today.

 

Is he on covid's side though?

 

Oh shurrup on that crap! X

 

You post the best jokes Candy. Why do you stop?

 

Later I will post more.
I need to go out.
Ooh the sun came out. Yay

 

Tell it to go back to summer where it belongs. lol

 

Soon it will be Halloween.

 

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Hahah me on Saturday after wine. Lol

 

You deserve your wine Candy. I am sure it a part on the five a day thing.

 

You make excuses for me.
I have none. Lol

 

If Christians drink wine for Jesus then he owes you big time!

 

Lol. Xxx

What shall I cook for dinner?
I am thinking pie and mash.

 

Two couples have gone away for the weekend. The two guys, Jack and Bill, decide to persuade their wives to do a bit of partner swapping for the night. After several drinks, they succeed.

Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile!

The two guys agree that when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoons on the side of their coffee mugs the number of times they had sex with each other's wives.

The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hung over and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon three times against his coffee mug.

After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and three times on the peanut butter.

 

A boss says to his secretary 'You know, I would really love to shag you and you could make a bit of money out of it too. What if I were to throw a thousand pounds on the floor and while you are picking it up, I would be shagging you from behind but as soon as you get it all, I promise to stop?'

The secretary thinks about this and then decides to ring her boyfriend for advice. 'We could certainly do with the money' says the boyfriend and it won't take that long to pick up but make it £2,000.

Everyone agrees to this but after twenty minutes, the boyfriend hasn't heard from her and decides to give her a call.

'How's it going?' he asks

'Terrible' says the girl, 'the bastard used coins.

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.
More jokes tomorrow.

 

We love your jokes the most Candy. They are funny and that bear one is still my favourite. lol