Let's talk.

Really? Lol

 

Yes. Really. You were telling funny jokes on your theme thread sometimes too.

 

Yes I was. But I prefer the themes.
I often learn a lot from them.

 

I often find material that is way too early for me to use so noted the themes for later.

 

I will say Good night. X

 

Claudia Jones - Wikipedia​

 

I might add some UK news later.
For now I am trying to find out why my laptop keeps crashing.

 

Your laptop wants servicing and by that I mean it needs hardcore pornography.

 

Money has been flowing the last few days. I have a job that I've been doing the last two Saturdays. It pays well enough to put over $50 in my hand for my trouble and I've been enjoying that. Plus, my old psychiatrist issued a refund check for some reason. I don't know what that was about. Possibly my health insurance finally came through with some money for their office and they're paying me back for services previously billed to me out of pocket. There's a hold on that check though. But it will be lifted on Monday. With last Saturday's wages coming in on Friday... lol.

Being back in work mode has been pretty nifty. I have been on disability for many years, but I volunteered for a non-profit organization between 2014 & 2016 or 17 (I don't remember my hire date or when I put in my two-weeks-notice to quit). The one is not like the other. Working now is much more casual, and I've committed myself to trying not to be stressed out and just getting into work and giving them my best.

 

You're a professional SC. You're no different from the rest. It's all the thinking that does the damage.

 

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Good afternoon talkers.
Here in Colwyn Bay today it is 12c but sunny so not too bad.
I have to stay in as I am expecting a parcel but hope to get out for a walk later.

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Live CCTV Cameras located outside our patio door are below so you can look for yourself:

Looking towards the Sea here in Colwyn Bay:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

Looking towards railway bridge:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

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Yay, you are doing so well Soul. I love hearing about your latest news. x

 

Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "Ive never done that" she says, "what do I do ?" "Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and you'd shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it ... that's what you do." She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks 'Whats wrong ?' Ben cries "TAKE YOUR FUCKING THUMB OFF THE END!"

 

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb." When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''

 

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”

 

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

 

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox? A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie!

 

The funeral parlour called an 85-year old widow to tell her that her 90-year old husband had died with such a massive erection that they could not close the lid of the coffin. They had never seen such a big knob.

"Well," she said, "cut it off as close to his body as you can, then put it up his bottom."

The next day the whole family arrived at the funeral home to pay their respects. The widow knelt down near to her departed husband and noticed there was a tear coming down his cheek.

She leaned over and whispered in his ear, "I told you it hurt, you old bastard!"

 

I don't have any children, but I got a start. I bought a van and some puppies!

 

(Now mind you--my Mexican friend that loves and collects Mexican jokes told me this) What do you call 200 Mexicans holding hands around the perimeter of your property? A spicket fence.