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What's dirtier? Chest nuts or a common Wood?

 

Common wood, has to be lol

 

Yes, but I happen to know where I can get hold of a fully working T.72 and I also know who can get hold of an AK.47

 

what do you call "nuts"on the wall ????

 

Had a DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) test today.

I passed, but narrowly... I thought I was going to do so well, but when I got there the guy was a little intimidating - I could tell he was pretty strict. I made plenty of good moves, all the while pissing off the traffic who are used to blowing off the speed limit. They had to wait for me. But I made a mistake too. I neglected to signal entering the flow of traffic! OMG. It was safe for sure, but I didn't signal. I can't believe how dumb it was. LOL.

Oh well. I passed.

 

Well done Soul. x

 

incidentally did you know that although many thousands of AK47's were produced and are used everywhere, the guy who designed it made sod all! apparently he was a Russian soldier and he invented it after he got fed up of the kit they had kept jamming so he came up with the very reliable AK47, they reckoned you could fill it with sand and it would still fire!
It does too, I watched one of those engineering programmes and this guy got one, threw a load of dry sand into the breech, refitted the mag and pulled the trigger, it emptied a full mag in seconds!

 

Oh my what talk boys. Calm down.

 

the closest I came to ak47 ,was a weed strain that I used to smoke ,and yes the weed strain was called ak47

 

urmmm wall nuts ,,

 

Bill had worked in a pickle factory for years, one day he came home and said to his wife, " I've got this urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer", his wife replied," that's definitely not right I think you need to see the doctor, you need professional help, " a couple of weeks later bill comes home, ashen faced and worried, "what's wrong" asks his wife," well you know I had that urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer, well today I did it" " oh my god" replied his wife" what happened", " I got fired" bill replied, " what about the pickle slicer" asked his wife," oh, she got fired too," said bill

 

Did you know you could recognise the gender of a person by the car they drive?

If it's in a ditch, it belongs to a woman

 

Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming happily through the ocean, when they come upon a boat.

On seeing the boat, Willie says, "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's swim up under that boat and blow out really hard through our blowholes!"

Monica says, "Oh, I don't know..."

"Come on, it'll be fun. Come on, just this once!" says Willie.

Monica agrees and they swim up under the boat and blow out, capsizing the boat and sending the hapless sailors into the water.

As they are swimming away, Willie says, "Wow, that was fun, wasn't it? Hey, I've got another idea! Let's swim back there and eat all the sailors!"

To which Monica, exasperated, replies, "Look, I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."

 

a man car breaks down on the side of the road ,a policeman appears ,the police says im good with cars ,lift the bonnet ,the policeman has a quik look and say ahhh I see what the trouble is ,its shit in the carburettor ,the man replies ,how often do I have to do that !!!!!!!! lol

 

I dunno Hump day and no-one chats????

 

Happy Humpday everyone!

 

Humpty Dumpty - Wikipedia

 

The Humpty Dumpty horror. ​

 

Any chance we can borrow this T72 tank? Doc will be Driving ,Tank Gal( Candy) with be in he commanders hatch and I will be manning the gun .

We kinda want to celebrate bonfire night in style by blowing the Houses of Parliament up with Boris in it .