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And I have ALWAYS rooted for you. xxx

 

Happy Twoosday Hipsters.

 

A good day meteorologically, but poor Kenny (Boozecruiser) will be suffering again today after his team (Everton) were thrashed again by Tottenham Hotspurs.

 

The Tottenham Hotspurs? That name must inspire a lot of crude jokes!

 

Footy is so boring to me. Took me years to actually know The Cherries were the Bournemouth team!

 

The Bournemouth Cherries? More crude jokes!

Here we have a couple college football teams, the Oregon State Beavers and the South Carolina Gamecocks. I look forward to the day when the Beavers take on the Cocks!

 

That made me laugh out loud.

 

Bournemouth should produce more horror.

 

Party later I hope. We always have a party.

 

Will you be there Candy?

 

I am always there, unless away. xxxx

 

I see.

 

I see Rainbows. lol

 

It may be a St Patrick rainbow.

 

Trust the Irish to make one at night. lol

 

“The usual Paddy?” Asked the barkeep at Paddy’s local. “No, not today Séamus. I’ll be havin’ a pint of your finest Less.” “Less? Never heard of it,” replied Séamus. “What is it? One of those fancy foreign beers?” Paddy replied, “To be honest with you I’m not sure. ‘Twas me doctor who mentioned it. He said, ‘Paddy, me boyo, you should drink less.’”

Sean sent a text to Mary, "I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 30 minutes, read this message again."

 

Your daily joke thread!

 

Danny staggered out of the pub one Saturday evening and bumped into his parish priest, Father O’Malley. Father O’Malley quickly addressed the demon drink and the problems it causes. He told Danny, “Abstinence is a wonderful thing.” Danny replied, “Shure, and I know it is Father if it’s practiced in moderation.”

Paddy was walking through customs at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” asked a suspicious customs officer. Paddy replied, “T’is holy water from Knock Shrine. I am bringing it home from my pilgrimage.” The officer took the bottle and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey,” he spluttered. “Lord blesses me,” exclaimed Paddy. “Another miracle."

Danny walks into Murphy's bar and says, "Murph, give me the daily lunch special, double it, along with 3 pints of Guinness, two glasses of dark ale, and five shots of Jameson.” "What’s all this for, Danny? Are you okay?" "I just came back from the doctor, and I tell you Murph if you knew what I have you wouldn't be eatin' and drinkin' like this." Murph brings over a Guinness and Danny downs it straight away. "My goodness Danny, is it cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer’s? What do you have?" Danny licks his foamy lips and replies, "50 cents."