LOL@ Lib! i knew you wouldnt stay away for long. I cant either. hey~ you said you liked my last website, ....check out the new one.
A) God ain't a 'he' unless God chooses to use a male body B) God doesn't scratch you unless God intends too... My ass-virginity is still intact, so I don't know. I would assume the answer is: Yes, God gives the best reach around you have ever experienced.
As far as I know. I have woken up naked with magic marker scribbled on me. Don't remember my ass hurting...
Yeah, except for the teachings of loud mouthed babies. Too bad he picked babies to follow instead of God. Ohh well, he wanted his own path along with all of the other non-conformists.
He doesn't. Anyway, I don't have teachings of my own, I just relay the truth for God. If God credits me for the words God causes me to speak, well, I want some fucking money.
Apparently you don't understand what I am saying. I didn't expect you too, so I don't feel bad about your foolishness.