Life In The Chat Lane

I was gonna say I thought you were oldschool

 

I know I've seen (quasi)pictures of you before

 

yes, somewhere in time..

 

So... WHERE THE FUCK do you buy beer in Colorado past 10PM on a Sunday?

This shit is completely and totally unacceptable. WTF.

I cant get a beer past 10pm on a Sunday? Go fuck your mother.

 

What the fuck kind of bunk ass state is this???

 

I can still get beer up to 2am, place I can walk to is closed, but the other craft store it open til 2.. to late for me to drink now.

 

Ugh I wish. I come from NY. I presume I have to go to the bar.

Apparently everything else is closed. Shit pisses me off. WTF.

I have like 4 3.4% beers or whatever the fuck they are from the grocery store out here. Cause I didn't realize the beer in grocery stores was MAD weak when I fucking bought it..
I'm pissed. Bucha bitches up in CO apparently.

Gottta drink this gross 3.2% or whatever it is cause everything else is closed. Never heard of such fucking travesty in my life

 

I just bought some cigars. I have no idea why, but I just for the last few weeks have craved a cigar. I've never smoked one properly, and when I have I didn't like it, a big fat mofo in Atlanta. But for whatever reasons I just need a cigar. So I got a ten pack of little stick ones like cigarette size. Cafe Creme Blue. They smell nice.

 

I cannot believe what weak drunks ya'll are in Colorado.:

Tis laughable.

 

we use to have a 24hour beer place, but I dont think its there anymore..

 

Well to be fair, and I can almost conclude as factual evidence, but then again I'm a loose cannon anyway, but we were told when in Denver that the altitude actually plays a role in alcohol absorption and how quickly you get drunk. The drunkest we were all trip was Denver. Coincidence or not?

 

Do you think is have to cut the small cigars? Like, snip the ends like they do for whatever reason?

 

Well alright then fuck. Ima smoke another bowl and maybe go to bed.

No beer here=booooo!!!!! I can't believe such nonsense. Are we not adults?? Christ. Feel like high scool


Edit: I would snip it a tad bit Ends tend to dry out quicker, that's why. Due to air exposure and such.

 

Well, when I walked out of tobacco shop with my cigars, I felt like a fully sick mad ****. ^.^

 

I am chugging my way thru this 3.4% or w/e shit Colorado beer Holding strong.

 

lol.

why's that?

 

Ohh, doesn't sound like a Coors to me, even Coors lite was 4.2% or there abouts. Maybe. :unsure:

I'm having water. I do feel like a beer though as I drip sweat beads into this hot bath.

 

Cause I felt like a cool kid with my over 18 goods.

 

lol

 

I should just try to sleep for everyone's sake.