life lessons

any girl that cant masturbate, cannot ever be a great fuck

 

^ i will keep that in mind =P

 

Man or woman, anyone who doesn't masturbate I think is touched in the head.

 

What do you mean by can't masturbate? Like, physically can't or just doesn't, or doesn't know how, or what?

 

as in wont masturbate. the ones that refuse to (ie catholics and such). remember laidies if you wont get yourself off, dont expect me to

 

Well I learned mine in the boy scouts but it seems to apply for all aspects of life.

Be Prepared

 

Zombies. At the door. Right now.

How have you prepared?

 

Every single philosophy is flawed. As much as it may seem like it is perfect, theres another seemingly perfect thought which counters it.

In the end, you can try to prepare for the expected, but the unexpected can happen just as easily. Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst - more like hope for the best, and be prepared for you expect the worst to be, but really you arent prepared for the worst, your just prepared for what you think worst is...


But for sho', id grab my electric guitar, flashlight, bottle of water, jump out of the window, and run to find some glock packin nigga'z, use the guitar as a head bashing weapon....... *remembers 3 guise 1 hammer* uuuh fuck, scratch that, id just follow them around pretending im somehow usefull xD