list everyone you have a crush on

oh well excuse me little miss person above bitch!

 

hey! that may be true but: hey!

 

hehehe

 

use some spam killer you whore!

 

at least i have a cookie blocker! slut!

 

cookie blocking's like internet surfing with your eyes shut, you cant go on amazon or anything

 

yeah...so you allow cookies if you want to log in.....otherwise loadsa shit gets in yer system

 

Sarah [from my school]....honestly thats it

 

quiet, you two.

don't make me turn this car around!

 

Kate Hudson
Kate Winslet(think thats how you spell it...girl from "eternal sunshine..." and "finding neverland")
Lisa Hannigan
Devendra Banhart

 

yeah but cookies feel good in your computer system.


and sorry mom, but he started it!

 

you said mom! ha ha my/all the americans influence is paying off

 

you live in america?

 

no....just say mom cos thats what we say in zimbabwe....i live in surrey.....

 

well....don't make me come back there!

but if you're good for the rest of the way...

i'll cancel your dentist appointment next thursday.

 

OH GAWD Katie!

i love steven tyler too!!

 

yay! no more smelly mr dentist trying to clean my teeth and feel my genitals

 

HA HA HA HA HA funniest post of the night!!!!

 

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oh...crap....i'm so sorry