list something cute you believed when you were little....

I didn't think my parents or grandparents were ever young I thought they were always old.

 

when I was tired at night and started seeing color dots in front of my eyes, I'd tell my mom "look at the dots! look at the dots!" and she told me she couldn't see them, cause it was the sandman's magic sand falling in my eyes, and that it wasn't her time to sleep yet and then it was sleepy time!

 

damn, your mom let you get so tired you saw dots. lols.
that's wy i can't have kids. all their damn complaining about bedtime. i wish i had bedtime.

 

I also thought that you get a girl pregnant by putting your dick in her ass and peeing(like South Park). Seriously.

 

i thought everyone with the same last name was related

 

i agree with the peeing thing. i thought boys had to pee in girls vaginas to have a baby. yuck!

 

I thought babies came out of the bellybutton, and that to get pregnant.. all you had to do is kiss with tongues! I thought there were like seeds in there from the man going in the woman's mouth then down to her belly. I was like 4 at that point - but my mom told me the truth around maybe 6.

 

haha I thought periods was blue pee!

like in tampon or pad commericals.. they always pour blue liquid on it.. and one time I asked my mom: "why is this peepee blue?" cause I thought the pads were diapers for adults.. like I thought maybe some adults need diapers? hahaha

 

I believed that mountains were put on top of tunnels.

 

I believed that ronald reagan was quite a clever man because he gave weapons to freedom fighters and let them fight for their homeland.

 

Reminds me, I used to think mountains were the resting place of giant monsters.

 

i believed i could be anything i wanted to be when i grew up

i believed that people were almost universally good

i believed that cops especially were good people

i believed that the government always did what was best for people



this was around age 5-8, of course.

 

You can be anything you want when you grow up.

if you have the connections and don't have any disabilities.

 

no, if you have the connections, skill (real or imagined), lack of disabilities, finances (often go hand in hand with connections), drive, and freedom from responsibility. even then there are limits

 

Natural ability is a shortcut, not a cop out. Just because I can learn calc in 20 minutes doesn't mean anyone else can't learn calc.

unless they're disabled.

(and I'm more thinking sports than intellectual pursuits, because honestly, no one who does any of the really amazing intellectual work gets credit for it any more)

 

Creepy

 

I used to think the phrase "never look a gift horse in the mouth" referred to a horse that had gifts falling out of its mouth and you shouldn't be looking in its mouth for the next gift, but wait patiently for another one to fall out...
I also used to think that all cartoons lived in heaven and when I died, I would get to meet Sylvester the cat.
Oooh, one more: I used to think that the Trix rabbit lived at Disneyland and if we could just get there with a box of Trix, I could give him some and put an end to the discrimination.

 

Use to think god was not only watching everyone but at all times aswell.

Crossing your fingers made it morally sound to tell a lie

That babies came from storks

 

I believed in fairies and angels. And I thought when someone died, they turned into stars.

 

wow so beautiful penny,