Look, lets write a story...

...the ballgowns and put them on. what they didnt realise was that there was a spell on the ball gowns, causing whoever put them on to turn into a......

 

...wallaby!!!!

 

The wallaby mermaids then began to sink to the bottom of the ocean, it was now the turn of Moan, the dude the girl and if the kangaroo and lepricorns are still around they would also help to save the wallaby mermaids! In return for saving their lives the mermaids did nothing as..

 

they were stingy.

 

The dude turned in the direction the girl was in, and we about to tell her they ought to find some edible form of nourishment, when he realized..

 

she was digging a whole in the thames. Up to that point he'd thought water was a liquid, but obviously not. So before eating anything he decided to make a sand-castle out of water. Without sand. The moon then gave them....

 

a golden spork. The dude held up this golden spork above his head and proclaimed..

 

"Beans, beans are good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart"

and as if by magic, a floating plate of beans appeared. They all chowed down, waiting a few moments for them to work, then one by one they began to trump and were propelled at speed to......

 

button moon, where they proceeded to talk in clanger throwing the natives off the scent of their true origins and...

 

infact their true identities. they were indeed posh and becks in disguise but were on the run from.....

 

the entire world as they r the most despised couple in existance. But fortunatly for the clangers the soupdragon had appeared from behind a large piece of moon rock,

"weep waaarrr widdley doop darr" he said

posh and becks who were at this moment sitting comfortably in the thought that they had managed to decieve the clangers, were perplexed by the sounds that radiated from the vocal orrofice of the liquid swilling reptile...

 

...that gave them no pleasure what so ever.

 

Just in case the clangers did know who they were, they summoned another plate of beans and ate them which gave them super sonic farting powers. they aimed their buts right in the direction of the clangers and.....

 

which they used, in order to plan theyre escape from the clangers...and now penguins too. "I know" exclaimed becks "lets..."

 

... end it all now, no1 like us anyway, all we ever seem to do is pout and mumble unitelligably".
the suicide induced couple looked around for an instument with some kind of killing potential, but unfortunately...

 

the only thing they could find was a cabbage leaf.

 

which they choked eachother to death with

 

i think we may have finished it? should we start a new one? ill leave it up to sum1 else to decide. jen x

 

well they could become spirits and have more adventures....

 

Posh sighed as she slowly woke up and farted.

The comforting aroma, the soft bed and the shower running.

Shower running?

"Who'se there?" she screamed in an orgasm faking kind of a way that men really do know about but are just too polite to mention as they are mainly English (for the benefit of this paragraph anyway).

Just then Bobby(who was really Becks all along.......allegedly) comes from behind the shower curtain smiling with his green 'Man from Atlantis' designer teeth, just as he did in that other thingy which had that alky-bitch Sue-Ellen in it!

BANG-fucking-BANG................went the pistol that made Bobby fall backwords in a rather undignified manor.

"Sorry!" came the......