Look, lets write a story...

"Why don't we open our own nightclub?" so they opened their answer to Stringfellows, except instead of pole dancers with fake tits they had...

 

wooden towel bars attached to a fiberglass palm tree and strippers with huge...

 

ears and nostrils. the frog, when seeing these dancers got very jelous and wanted tom become human, but as she asked gandalf he said "the curse must first be broken" the frog looked puzzled and so gandalf continued "....

 

"Avert thine eyes dooshbag and cop hold of this here chainsaw!" and proceeded to...

 

..the dance floor but mind out for those sharp heels those tarts are wearing, they look lethal for a little frog such as yourself."

 

To which the frog said, "I do not care." He then hopped on to the stripper's foot and started to hump her shoe which was made of crocodile skin. The stripper then...

 

Politely pointed out that if he didn't shove a tenner down her belt he'd have to piss off.

But the frog just carried on, so...

 

she tossed him off and he hit a brick wall. As he slid down the wall his life flashed before his eyes. Before everyone knew it he was...

 

...hopping around heading back towards the stripper with a tenner clasped firmly between his jaws.

"all right, I've got the message, now dance, baby!"

 

she then starts to dance provacatively. When she starts to take her top of the frog has a heart attack. The stripper then bends down and gives him mouth to mouth. The frog changes back into a man, well not just any man. He was a prince of a tiny country called...

 

Cornonakob, a land where the men roam like buffalo, and the women... don't. The prince was a rather important man/buffalo, he could eat buffalo food like there was...

 

no tomorrow. He especially liked to eat....

 

Vindaloo. oh yes.

 

immediately he ordered the others to follow him to the curry house where he would order some vindaloo. they all trapsed round the town looking for a suitable restauraunt when they....

 

bumped into a large, and quite wide apple jelly sitting in the middle of the road. "what is your name" they inquired only to find...

 

that the jelly, as is common among jellies, was incapable of speech.

However, the jelly far from being an inanimate object, began to wobble at them in a rather seductive way...

 

They were hypnotized by the jelly. It made them...

 

think that they were all chickens with speech impediments.

 

then they started strutting around, flapping their arms saying "dlud dlud dlud", whilst the jelly...

 

ran over to a field nearby. They were safe now but still were under the spell. Only one thing could break them out. That would be the...