Look, lets write a story...

... woff from a rather small and humble...

 

refrigerator village called "bloop". In bloop they were...

 

constantly creating lumberjack feeding instruments to increase the percentage of weight loss, but the problem was...

 

They had a serious shortage of lumberjacks.

 

Olly the manager decided it would be an excellent bonding activity and build up their fitness and stamina too.

Big Dan Shittu especially enjoyed felling the trees, whose trunks were almost as thick as his own legs.

 

then the fans quickly realized those aren't real sports. They decided to play ultimate frisbee and tennis.

 

the little clan with the frog who were acting like chickens with speech impediments found the town and did their stuff and were freed from the spell. they all thought their life was back to normal and this strange story of events would end until they realized they were infact......

 

...all pens.