Looks like I've got two choices

i dont keep track of what i eat. I eat when im hungry, and that really isnt often.

 

Hehe, I just remember it for some reason

 

I just have an incredible high metabolism and spend 3-5 hours daily training, plus I'm chronically hungry that's why I eat so much

 

isnt it a high metabolism that means you can eat loads and not get fat?

 

beats me... but that sound better so I'll use it

*update* oh yeah that right, just remembered

 

combustion

 

hey!!! I like that word

 

i'm sure you do.

 

masturbation

 

innovation

 

masturcation

 

obligation to our nation

 

Shelly is getting a sex change.

 

Oooh... I mowed the lawn. I feel better now

I almost passed out ahahah. but I feel much better now.

 

notification of inflation

 

then eat now! Food is good, eat it before it eats you

 

yeah :H

 

it's a real milestone

 

They were cooooooooooones!!!

 

Really? I'd never feel better by mowing the lawn.