Lost on a Desert Island

a pie,a fork, duct tape,a red green dvd, many many monkies, a mango tree, a flock of Koalas, typewriters to occupy the monkies, Jim Morrison,a body bag, Kermit the frog, superGrover, a rubix cube, the London Eye, a ride ticket, a magnifying glass,an ant on a sidewalk, an extra sidewalk, another ant,a home ant farm kit, an ant eater,an exotic pet ownership permit,a collar for said pet,leash, a muzzle, tooth sharpener, holy water, the Pope,a big funny hat, a pope hat,a learn to speak Latin guide, Ricky Martin, some muscular dude to beat him up,an Ultimate fighting octagon cage, A WWF Cage match cage,a spandex singlet, a mountain bike, shrooms,fresh steak, of course a prostitute,anti-bacterial soap, Clorox Bleach, white T-shirts, tye dye, a Health Canada funded grow house,a marijuana prescription, a thumb twiddling machine,a thumb wrestling trophy, a chihuahua in a purse, Dog Food,a dog food bowl, cheese in your cereal, an airplane sickness bag,an open window, a House,a million bills, my lovely wife Barbara,a home std test kit, a home drug test kit,a sample of someone elses urine, a beer bong,a truckload of frat guys, a clean up crew,a bucket of diisinfectant soap, a sponge,stitches, a Doctor,a prescription for painkillers, oxycodones, ecstasy,lots of water, a boat,a wakeboard, a beach,a speedo,Another desert island,a young Pam Anderson, an old Pam Anderson,a paper bag, a ziploc bag,a freezer, a ice pick, an ice sculpture, an igloo (for all you Canadians), a paper dollar (for all you Americans), the center of a Toonie,a tootsie pop, Mr.Owl,a funny kid with huge glasses, nelson from the simpsons,blue hair dye, a punk concert,deodorant spray, bug spray,misquito netting, a hair net,a low paying job, a name tag,an employee of the month award, an assigned parking space,an annoying boss, 2.5 children, a picket fence,a Tom Sawyer book, Tom Hanks,a volley ball, a beach ball, a bunch of drunk college kids on spring break,a keg, ky jelly,kingsized bed, satin sheets,short pieces of rope, one small red rubber ball,a Indiana Jones style bullwhip, one black leather mask with zipper, Bondage tape, camcorder, lens polishing cloth, tripod,bright lights, sunglasses,a guitar pick,a guitar, a microphone,two turntables, a pair of hightops,crotchless panties, peek-a-boo bra,udder cream, a cow,a bar-b-q, jack daniels bar-b-q sauce,mesquite rub, wet naps,ketchup packets, A McDonald's,a puke bowl, a spitoon,a banjo, a hick on a rocking chair chewing on a straw,an old pickup truck, an old hound dog,a dvd copy of CoolHandLuke, a tub of popcorn,some butter, a coke,a cold mug, a bag of ice, 2 goldfish in a wineglass, two turtle doves, a pair of rags in a mold tree,some wire cutters, Wire, carton of ice cube trays,a freezer, an RV,pseudo-ephedrine, all the cocaine you could ever snort,an addiction counsellor, insurance card,a good job with benefits, snow blower with 350 foot extension cord,a generator to make the snowblower portable, one of those olden day cars that you had to wind up,a spare tire, glow in the dark lip stick, black lights, red lights, strobe lights, lots of MDMA,an ambulance, Police, a donut shop,an xl double double Tims coffee, radar gun,a speeding ticket, a ticket for not wearing your seat belt,a summons to appear, a judge, civilized society, a bill of rights, Laws,a lawyer, a bunch of other people so there are crimes,a copy of "Lord of the flies", the guy from the movie "The Fly",Marty McFly from back to the future, Spanish Fly,a flamenco dance coach, a flamenco guitar teacher,a ticket to a Caetano Veloso concert, Bob Marley Concert,a monster joint, a bag of Doritos,a bowl, a box of coco puffs,a carton of milk, a can of chocolate syrup,an insulin shot, a hot doctor to give the shot,an air conditioner, a pair of socks,shoes, foot powder,dr scholls inserts, dr pepper,a dr trimmer/mower, dr 90210,a map of Beverly Hills, Jenny Garth, Wayne's world, Aerosmith, Big lips, Fake Vampire teeth,a cape, a casket,a wooden stake, nails and a hammer, a carpenter, pinocchio,some scissors to cut his strings, scissoring lesbians,a web cam, wireless internet from a satellite cellular phone modem,free aft 6pm minutes plan, that guy from the verizon commercials, the verizon team, tents for the team,water repel treatment for the tent, an easy bake oven set,an atari system, stackable washer/dryer combo,a plug in, a walk-in closet lined in cedar,moth balls, golf balls, Bill Murray, a dune buggy, babe in a bikini, waste basket made from an elephants foot,crocodile skin shoes, a guide for trapping and curing the hide of wild animals,a rifle, a christmas tree,a candy cane, female condom, gnomes,a vacation photo, a digital camera to take the photo,a photo printer, a fanny magnet, Steel, Superman, kryptonite,a 3 doors down CD, a CD player,earphones, red woolen shirts,anti-itch cream, a jar of powdered ground mustard,some cumin, all natural stone ground mustard,a stick of mustard seed salami,Coleman's English Mustard 10Kg jar,a case of antacid, seagulls,a pellet rifle, a squirrel, squirrel poison, the 80's hairband Poison, some arsenic, some hemlock,a can of birch beer, unlimited cases of every kind of beer in the world,a bottle opener,

 

a pie,a fork, duct tape,a red green dvd, many many monkies, a mango tree, a flock of Koalas, typewriters to occupy the monkies, Jim Morrison,a body bag, Kermit the frog, superGrover, a rubix cube, the London Eye, a ride ticket, a magnifying glass,an ant on a sidewalk, an extra sidewalk, another ant,a home ant farm kit, an ant eater,an exotic pet ownership permit,a collar for said pet,leash, a muzzle, tooth sharpener, holy water, the Pope,a big funny hat, a pope hat,a learn to speak Latin guide, Ricky Martin, some muscular dude to beat him up,an Ultimate fighting octagon cage, A WWF Cage match cage,a spandex singlet, a mountain bike, shrooms,fresh steak, of course a prostitute,anti-bacterial soap, Clorox Bleach, white T-shirts, tye dye, a Health Canada funded grow house,a marijuana prescription, a thumb twiddling machine,a thumb wrestling trophy, a chihuahua in a purse, Dog Food,a dog food bowl, cheese in your cereal, an airplane sickness bag,an open window, a House,a million bills, my lovely wife Barbara,a home std test kit, a home drug test kit,a sample of someone elses urine, a beer bong,a truckload of frat guys, a clean up crew,a bucket of diisinfectant soap, a sponge,stitches, a Doctor,a prescription for painkillers, oxycodones, ecstasy,lots of water, a boat,a wakeboard, a beach,a speedo,Another desert island,a young Pam Anderson, an old Pam Anderson,a paper bag, a ziploc bag,a freezer, a ice pick, an ice sculpture, an igloo (for all you Canadians), a paper dollar (for all you Americans), the center of a Toonie,a tootsie pop, Mr.Owl,a funny kid with huge glasses, nelson from the simpsons,blue hair dye, a punk concert,deodorant spray, bug spray,misquito netting, a hair net,a low paying job, a name tag,an employee of the month award, an assigned parking space,an annoying boss, 2.5 children, a picket fence,a Tom Sawyer book, Tom Hanks,a volley ball, a beach ball, a bunch of drunk college kids on spring break,a keg, ky jelly,kingsized bed, satin sheets,short pieces of rope, one small red rubber ball,a Indiana Jones style bullwhip, one black leather mask with zipper, Bondage tape, camcorder, lens polishing cloth, tripod,bright lights, sunglasses,a guitar pick,a guitar, a microphone,two turntables, a pair of hightops,crotchless panties, peek-a-boo bra,udder cream, a cow,a bar-b-q, jack daniels bar-b-q sauce,mesquite rub, wet naps,ketchup packets, A McDonald's,a puke bowl, a spitoon,a banjo, a hick on a rocking chair chewing on a straw,an old pickup truck, an old hound dog,a dvd copy of CoolHandLuke, a tub of popcorn,some butter, a coke,a cold mug, a bag of ice, 2 goldfish in a wineglass, two turtle doves, a pair of rags in a mold tree,some wire cutters, Wire, carton of ice cube trays,a freezer, an RV,pseudo-ephedrine, all the cocaine you could ever snort,an addiction counsellor, insurance card,a good job with benefits, snow blower with 350 foot extension cord,a generator to make the snowblower portable, one of those olden day cars that you had to wind up,a spare tire, glow in the dark lip stick, black lights, red lights, strobe lights, lots of MDMA,an ambulance, Police, a donut shop,an xl double double Tims coffee, radar gun,a speeding ticket, a ticket for not wearing your seat belt,a summons to appear, a judge, civilized society, a bill of rights, Laws,a lawyer, a bunch of other people so there are crimes,a copy of "Lord of the flies", the guy from the movie "The Fly",Marty McFly from back to the future, Spanish Fly,a flamenco dance coach, a flamenco guitar teacher,a ticket to a Caetano Veloso concert, Bob Marley Concert,a monster joint, a bag of Doritos,a bowl, a box of coco puffs,a carton of milk, a can of chocolate syrup,an insulin shot, a hot doctor to give the shot,an air conditioner, a pair of socks,shoes, foot powder,dr scholls inserts, dr pepper,a dr trimmer/mower, dr 90210,a map of Beverly Hills, Jenny Garth, Wayne's world, Aerosmith, Big lips, Fake Vampire teeth,a cape, a casket,a wooden stake, nails and a hammer, a carpenter, pinocchio,some scissors to cut his strings, scissoring lesbians,a web cam, wireless internet from a satellite cellular phone modem,free aft 6pm minutes plan, that guy from the verizon commercials, the verizon team, tents for the team,water repel treatment for the tent, an easy bake oven set,an atari system, stackable washer/dryer combo,a plug in, a walk-in closet lined in cedar,moth balls, golf balls, Bill Murray, a dune buggy, babe in a bikini, waste basket made from an elephants foot,crocodile skin shoes, a guide for trapping and curing the hide of wild animals,a rifle, a christmas tree,a candy cane, female condom, gnomes,a vacation photo, a digital camera to take the photo,a photo printer, a fanny magnet, Steel, Superman, kryptonite,a 3 doors down CD, a CD player,earphones, red woolen shirts,anti-itch cream, a jar of powdered ground mustard,some cumin, all natural stone ground mustard,a stick of mustard seed salami,Coleman's English Mustard 10Kg jar,a case of antacid, seagulls,a pellet rifle, a squirrel, squirrel poison, the 80's hairband Poison, some arsenic, some hemlock,a can of birch beer, unlimited cases of every kind of beer in the world,a bottle opener, pretzels,

 

a pie,a fork, duct tape,a red green dvd, many many monkies, a mango tree, a flock of Koalas, typewriters to occupy the monkies, Jim Morrison,a body bag, Kermit the frog, superGrover, a rubix cube, the London Eye, a ride ticket, a magnifying glass,an ant on a sidewalk, an extra sidewalk, another ant,a home ant farm kit, an ant eater,an exotic pet ownership permit,a collar for said pet,leash, a muzzle, tooth sharpener, holy water, the Pope,a big funny hat, a pope hat,a learn to speak Latin guide, Ricky Martin, some muscular dude to beat him up,an Ultimate fighting octagon cage, A WWF Cage match cage,a spandex singlet, a mountain bike, shrooms,fresh steak, of course a prostitute,anti-bacterial soap, Clorox Bleach, white T-shirts, tye dye, a Health Canada funded grow house,a marijuana prescription, a thumb twiddling machine,a thumb wrestling trophy, a chihuahua in a purse, Dog Food,a dog food bowl, cheese in your cereal, an airplane sickness bag,an open window, a House,a million bills, my lovely wife Barbara,a home std test kit, a home drug test kit,a sample of someone elses urine, a beer bong,a truckload of frat guys, a clean up crew,a bucket of diisinfectant soap, a sponge,stitches, a Doctor,a prescription for painkillers, oxycodones, ecstasy,lots of water, a boat,a wakeboard, a beach,a speedo,Another desert island,a young Pam Anderson, an old Pam Anderson,a paper bag, a ziploc bag,a freezer, a ice pick, an ice sculpture, an igloo (for all you Canadians), a paper dollar (for all you Americans), the center of a Toonie,a tootsie pop, Mr.Owl,a funny kid with huge glasses, nelson from the simpsons,blue hair dye, a punk concert,deodorant spray, bug spray,misquito netting, a hair net,a low paying job, a name tag,an employee of the month award, an assigned parking space,an annoying boss, 2.5 children, a picket fence,a Tom Sawyer book, Tom Hanks,a volley ball, a beach ball, a bunch of drunk college kids on spring break,a keg, ky jelly,kingsized bed, satin sheets,short pieces of rope, one small red rubber ball,a Indiana Jones style bullwhip, one black leather mask with zipper, Bondage tape, camcorder, lens polishing cloth, tripod,bright lights, sunglasses,a guitar pick,a guitar, a microphone,two turntables, a pair of hightops,crotchless panties, peek-a-boo bra,udder cream, a cow,a bar-b-q, jack daniels bar-b-q sauce,mesquite rub, wet naps,ketchup packets, A McDonald's,a puke bowl, a spitoon,a banjo, a hick on a rocking chair chewing on a straw,an old pickup truck, an old hound dog,a dvd copy of CoolHandLuke, a tub of popcorn,some butter, a coke,a cold mug, a bag of ice, 2 goldfish in a wineglass, two turtle doves, a pair of rags in a mold tree,some wire cutters, Wire, carton of ice cube trays,a freezer, an RV,pseudo-ephedrine, all the cocaine you could ever snort,an addiction counsellor, insurance card,a good job with benefits, snow blower with 350 foot extension cord,a generator to make the snowblower portable, one of those olden day cars that you had to wind up,a spare tire, glow in the dark lip stick, black lights, red lights, strobe lights, lots of MDMA,an ambulance, Police, a donut shop,an xl double double Tims coffee, radar gun,a speeding ticket, a ticket for not wearing your seat belt,a summons to appear, a judge, civilized society, a bill of rights, Laws,a lawyer, a bunch of other people so there are crimes,a copy of "Lord of the flies", the guy from the movie "The Fly",Marty McFly from back to the future, Spanish Fly,a flamenco dance coach, a flamenco guitar teacher,a ticket to a Caetano Veloso concert, Bob Marley Concert,a monster joint, a bag of Doritos,a bowl, a box of coco puffs,a carton of milk, a can of chocolate syrup,an insulin shot, a hot doctor to give the shot,an air conditioner, a pair of socks,shoes, foot powder,dr scholls inserts, dr pepper,a dr trimmer/mower, dr 90210,a map of Beverly Hills, Jenny Garth, Wayne's world, Aerosmith, Big lips, Fake Vampire teeth,a cape, a casket,a wooden stake, nails and a hammer, a carpenter, pinocchio,some scissors to cut his strings, scissoring lesbians,a web cam, wireless internet from a satellite cellular phone modem,free aft 6pm minutes plan, that guy from the verizon commercials, the verizon team, tents for the team,water repel treatment for the tent, an easy bake oven set,an atari system, stackable washer/dryer combo,a plug in, a walk-in closet lined in cedar,moth balls, golf balls, Bill Murray, a dune buggy, babe in a bikini, waste basket made from an elephants foot,crocodile skin shoes, a guide for trapping and curing the hide of wild animals,a rifle, a christmas tree,a candy cane, female condom, gnomes,a vacation photo, a digital camera to take the photo,a photo printer, a fanny magnet, Steel, Superman, kryptonite,a 3 doors down CD, a CD player,earphones, red woolen shirts,anti-itch cream, a jar of powdered ground mustard,some cumin, all natural stone ground mustard,a stick of mustard seed salami,Coleman's English Mustard 10Kg jar,a case of antacid, seagulls,a pellet rifle, a squirrel, squirrel poison, the 80's hairband Poison, some arsenic, some hemlock,a can of birch beer, unlimited cases of every kind of beer in the world,a bottle opener, pretzels, a cup of tea,