Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

Hey you know, if you don't want to wait...I'm 18....

 

HAHAHA! So... you're coming to visit me for my birthday then? LMFAO!

 

Ahhh yes, I am here, and alone, but it's not that bad I guess

 

*NODS* Uh huh, December 4th. You know it.

I'll be the one with the red hair wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else.
(Just kidding, of course, I think somebody might have a problem with that. Like the cops.)

Aww, aren't you a sweetie!
That's a nice offer, but I'm saving myself for Derek. LMAO!

 

Finally my search is over...I have found the perfect man and please, dont be jealous okay...
Behold, here he is in all his glory..


He's actually talking to me on the phone...

 

NOOOO!!! Not you too, ALF!

And he said he loved me, that bastard.... <<HLS is sobbing>>

LMFAO!

 

AHAHAHA!!!! lmfao! Oh, thank you all for making me giggle today...

 

What!! He said I was the only one..Damnit and I caught him all those damn cats..

hahaha that ALf he's such a slut

 

Alf's a slut? What about you, huh? *sniff* I thought we had something special...

 

awww I didnt know that...hold on, let me get off the phone with Alf he's such a talker, that ALF

 

Oh, yeah... Cute sig pic, Kayla.

Or rather, cute sig "pick"? ROFL.

 

hahahaha
hey it got me ALF didnt it hehehehe

 

Great, not only do I always lose my women, but this time I lost one to a big furry elephant who eats cats...damn.

 

haha, he's an elephant, I thought he was an alien, or an ant eater
haha...he looks like he should be on the cover of romance novels

 

I have a significant other, but I'm still lonely on the inside. I don't get any love

So, can I join??? Pretty please?

 

You sure can my'lady but hands off ALf, he's mine tee-hee

 

oooow....sexy alf pic..hehe b4 u get off the phone with alf tell him to give ME a call...

i thought he was an ant eatter too though..hahah

:sunglasse

 

how many bitches does ALF have
He is one hell of a pimp..
Okay, hold on, he said that he will call you, but you need to get him a cat cause he ate, er, lost the other one

 

All right, I'm puttin' that one on my calendar.

Haha, OoOoO, I'll be ready for that one! LMAO!

Cops? The cops will love it!

Yeah, that's right, Butters. You'd better step the Hell back, bitch!

I don't think you lost her... because you never had her. You can't win Kayla without some fruit snacks or stuffed animals or something.

 

"meow!!!" *holds up cat* i got it!