Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

LMFAO!!! hahaha

I guess Alf is just to much of a hoe .. But he will always be my little hairy monster
He should replace Hugh Hefner look how well he cleans up

 

hes just hiding his true identity there...lol haha i mean, we no how he REALLY is...lol (grrr, what an animal...literally)

 

alf is an alien lol there was a cartoon of him once where he was with his whole family

 

MMMMmmmm, alf - you guys are my heroes. I cannot count the number of night I've layen awake, just picturing that debonair and dashing specimen of pure glory....

he's even got a car phone, what a stud.
I tell you, he's right up there with Grover and Snuffleupagus

 

cool your from New Zealand and an Official Lonely Hearts Club Member

congrats your now the closest lonely Hearts Club Member to me lol (as far as i know)

 

yesh, wicked. We can repra-zent Australasia to the x-trme (yes, I'm a dick, lol)

 

ooo alf...nice car...(hes now on the phone with ME, and coming over my house asap...) lol
and dont get me STARTED with snuffleuphagus...omg...what a nice piece of large meat...haha

 

I'm afraid

 

of meee?????

 

Probably of me, everyone's afraid of me... :X

 

prububly...i mean omg! that bunny...its just so..so...so FRIGHTFUL!!!! *runs for her mommy...*

 

Aahh... some of these posts didn't make sense when I typed that... lol, I had to re-read.

 

of course not, I have nothing but love for this club!

It's Alf I'm worried about.

 

im still lonely

 

hahaha, this is what I found on the first page. I thought it was worth bringing up again.

Skanky country girls are okay...

But what's even better are hillbilly rock and roll polka-dot chicks!

WOO HOO get me one of those!

 

I'm sorry, my sweet... Have you tried one of the country-specific threads? I'm sure there's probably one for Australia! I feel so bad for you, hon...

 

Right here, baby. Come get me.

 

Hehe, well, if you say so.... :H

 

no one is lonely cus im everybodys friend!!! (but alfs most of all... )

 

haha, well, me and Alf are getting married and going to have a hundred ant eater babies hahaha