Lying should be painful.

tearing up his lawn and wrecking his car is the ultimate revenge?

naw man. flaming poop bag on the front porch.

 

ultimate revenge


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buy 30 gallons of cows blood from a butcher, mix it with shit, and compost from about a week, age it in a barrel, for as long as you can stand waiting for revenge, the longer you wait the more homogenous it is, which is good, because you don't want any lumps

lumps clog a hose

find an old fire-hose, or some other large diameter flexible tubing, and a mascerating pump from an RV, also, get a fairly high pressure pump

spray your concoction over your victims home, car, place of work, etc.

THAT, is ultimate revenge.



and probably something that could get you put away for some time.

 

^ Whilst that's quite amusing and will make the person very angry.

It would be more painful for them if you befriended them, then take over their wife/husband/best friend. Turn them against them. Steal them.

Then slowly steal all their friends. Get them fired from their job. Make them lose everything.

I think that would hurt much more.

 

probably, but would take a psychotic amount of time, and would point to even deeper psychological problems than letting 30 gallons of vile shit ferment out back for six months.

 

That is true. But it's ultimate.

 

That is a very long answer.

 

but it's also reasonably accurate.

 

Reasonably accurate.

 

Can't ask for much more with something as ambiguous as language.

 

Yeah. Language definitely falsefies stuff.

 

Lawyers would be rendered useless, if this law morals took place. Did you have that in mind Mr.Techie?

 

and the problem with that is?

 

That could really fuck up the current state of the way our government is run. Our politicians would have to govern on our benefit and not theirs, and not just here but everywhere. If you takeout lying we would all turn to socialist. In that case I'd rather people get explosive diarrhea when they lie.

 

This. Would. Be. Hilarious.

As you can see by the full stops.