Mailbox/yard vandalization. Need idea.

gorilla glue takes 30 seconds to dry ive got a bottle next to me..

 

buy a shitload of deer urine (you can buy it at any sporting goods store) and pour it all over his shit repeatedly.

make it a daily ritual

 

get a 5 gallon bucket., and you piss and piss and piss in the bucket til you cant piss no more.. its gona weight about 50+lbs.. let sit in sun for a little bit. pour on his porch or in his car...

 

um... i'm currently not in ownership of a dildo. that sounds epic.

and by rubber cement i did mean gorila glue. (4-5 hours = bs, it would dry quick enough)



we have a bunch of old food because i just got back from vacation. and a virtually limitless supply of pennies!

 

water weighs 8.5lbs a gallon.

 

thats a lot of urine

 

Just piss in his front yard every morning.

If you're gonna attempt to fill a bucket with piss, you might as well make jenkem....on his front lawn

 

hahaha...me and my friends started talking to some random dude in another car at a redlight and got him to piss on somebodys lawn...was a weird night

 

Get a bucket of spiders or some other creepy crawly and shove that shit into his mailbox

Smear your shit all over his door handle, door bell, and car door if their family leaves a car out.

Superglue your pubes and your friends and however many people's as necessary to his front door to spell FUCK YOU HARDER

Throw shit at all of his windows

Or wait until the kid comes out of his house, have your friends hold him down and piss in his mouth

 

Throw shit down his chimney.

 

The best thing you could do is to forgive him. Or, send a bunch of escorts to his house ALL NIGHT!

 

fuck his mom

 

I agree, good for you, bad for him plus one epic ass story.

:cheers2:

 

gorilla glue takes a few hours to dry to "gorilla glue" status as in pretty much impossible to seperate without a solvent or heavy object, i use it alot. throw rocks through his bedroom window followed by a bag of shit.

 

Knock on his door, just as he comes to the door shit in your hand, when he opens just throw the shit in his face.


Warning: May get messy.

 

Take a shit on his dog and then shove his dog in the mailbox and then put a sign around the dog saying 'fuck you'

He'll think his dog hates him, instead of you

 

haha what is this with everyone thinking shit in the mailbox is the way to go? while that would be quite funny, the mail person would find it first and thats just wrong lol. the dildo thing sounded good, or put a big sign in his front yard that says i love penis or something. then maybe leave some shit where you know he's gonna walk but probably not see it.

 

i'm gonna draw a penis in his mailbox with sharpee, then...

what's a common herbicide?

theres some can that most people have that is a herbicide...

draw a dick in his lawn.

 

Order a subscription of a gay magazine using his name and a neighbors address or like his grandma's address so they see it with his name on it

 

Get a huge bag of shit and just start tossing all over his house and then write a note on the side of his house saying 'eat shit and die you fat mother fucker'