Make a Sentence, Part II

Sailors Always:eave Town Late After Kissing Eden

PERFECT

 

People eat ripe figs, expecting chocolatey tastes.

SUBPAR

 

Santa usually brings presents, anticipating rooftops.

L O U S Y

 

Ladybugs often upchuck strawberry yogurt.

DICKHEAD

 

Divine Intervention Could Keep Heaven, Earth Always Divided

HEAVEN

 

Did It Count Kissibg Her Ear At Dawn?

PASSIONS

 

Poor Aunt Selma stepped in Olivia's nipple secretions.

POISONS

 

Monday, Emma's decidedly irritating cat ingested Ned's eyeball.

ASPIRIN

 

Police are investigating Nicole for using Lysol.

BROKEN

 

Bride recalls often, kissing engaged newlyweds.

F I X E D

 

fully in xannax earthquake dream

battery

 

But Aunt Tess took Erin's raspberry yogurt!

DEADBOLT

 

deer enters a doctors bathroom, only looking though

ONLINE

 

Oscar's nephew loves Irving's naked ex-wife.

LOGOUT

 

Lemmy outplayed Grandpa on Utahs tower

GAMBLE

 

Grandpa ate my bun!, lamented Emmett.

FUMBLE

 

Fred Used Mary's Black Lincoln-Electa

CAMPUS

 

Can Aunt Meg pee under stars?

FRATHOUSE

 

Filthy, Randy, Asshole Teenagers Housed On University-Supplied Estates

ESTATES

 

Evil satanic Teletubbies are taking Evelyn's socks!

DMSWA