Make a story...

Reno, home of whores
and dave, one who plays card games
and pwns with dragons

 

limericks aren't limericks without a very specific format, there is SOME room for flexibility (near rhymes instead of precise ones, not PRECISE syllable matches) but, dude, you're just, kicking it off the edge of the boat.

 

I'm a rebel.

 

I like this, but the last line doesn't rhyme.

You should have said: and he turned all his sperm into waste.

 

Conspiracy theorists are nerds
Who think we are part of a herd.
But most of us 'sheeple'
Are really just people
Who don't fucking believe the absurd.

 

Ahahahahaha!!

Good one, Red. Must have taken a few brain cells to think that one up.

 

That was awesome.

 

oh come on, I started the limericks....

and did some fucking good ones

 

There once was a chicka named Laura
She was famous throughout all the fora
she was really nice
just like sugar and spice
and nothing she said ever bored ya

 

Yes, yes I know. But that one was awesome because of what it was about. I haven't heard of these 'limericks' before but I'll try...



Okay my brain froze.

I might be able to do some other sort of poem though..

:leaving:

 

There was a young lady from venus
Whose body was shaped like a penis
She spied a young gent
And Inward she went
a story, not for the squeamish

they're a tradition of dirty pub poems.

 

I once knew a hipster called Dave
Who didn't know quite how to shave
The hair on his chin
Was wispy and thin
He looked like he lived in a cave.

 

There's a poster on here called EA
whose posts are decidedly gay
But I know it's not her
It's TheChaos Factor
Who's tellin her what she should say.

 

:smilielol5:

 

This was the definition of gay, funny how you don't do much contributing, accept for the whining, you do well at that.

Edit: This thread is a fail.

 

There once was a place called RT
Where people took things seriously
They gave people shit
But they couldn't take it
For only "I" am allowed to be mean

 

It's my ambition to contribute as much as you here.
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=376654&f=51
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=376652&f=51

 

Sweet cheeks that is just the tip of the iceburg. :tongue:

I get it, you just want me tied up and in YOUR closet.

haha

I dig it, I dig it like a dog digs his bone

 

There is a man called Redyelruc
Just like ours his post count is stuck
He ate fetus egg
It had developed legs
Now I think that's disgustingly yuck. :ack2:







:leaving:

At least I tried.

 

this thread failed, what are you doing?

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=5855523&postcount=35