Make a story...

I assume you're talking to me..

:leaving:

 

Thats actually quite good.

**** Four stars.

 

I thought it was shit but thanks.

 

I really love to bitch and whine
It's all I do when I'm online
Another moan
Another groan
Threads that should have been all mine.

 

Oh Red, you're on fire tonight
With your claws out, all ready to fight
New drama is born!
I'll get out my popcorn
Watching from afar as you fling more shite

 

Once upon a time there was a bloke called face eater, and he lived in Australia. He liked to drink Fosters lager and grow beards. One day he was watching Neighbours, when there came a knock at the door. It was a talking kangaroo. "Hello, I'm a talking kangaroo", said the talking kangaroo. "That's amazing", thought face eater so he invited the talking kangaroo in for tea. "What are we having for tea?", probed the kangaroo. "Nothing!", replied face eater, "I only invited you in because I wanted to get into your pouch."

The end.

 

I laughed . I am thinking of making a similar story about sheep and haggis but that would just be unoriginal.

 

Monday: Wake up. Eat breakfast. Log onto HF. Scratch balls. Eat lunch. Yell at random passerby. Post on HF. Drink beer.

 

I love how everybody decided to rhyme for no reason at all... Funny how things happen...

 

in a land far far away there lived a boy who`s function was to create chaos and distruction! he had a scary weapons to teach all kinds some scary lessons. he was idle in his thoughts and actions and he gave his peasants some nasty lections.

 

she got naked and sent me pictures.

 

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