Make a wish game..

your wish is grant you will be sacked tomorrow and no-one will ever want to employ you again..


I wish l had a hair cut now...

 

granted, but you wont like it or any future do's in fack the barber will scar your head so bad that even being bald will cause you ridicule and scorn from those that once loved you.



I wish I had a shiny penny

 

granted. you have a shiney new penny. You carry it between your ass-checks.

I'd really like a new tattoo

 

granted, but its a life sized tattoo of rocky balboa.




I wish I had another pair of alligator clips

 

granted. they're clamped to your nips.

I'd enjoy an ice cold beverage if i had one...

 

granted, you dont enjoy nice cold beverages anymore




I wish people I know didnt have to deal with creepy situations

 

Granted, everyone you know will lose their memorys..



I wish l was living on a boat..

 

granted, you are livng aboard the Titantic



I wish I wasnt at work.

 

granted, you are self-employed from your home and loving it! Prostitution is definately the life for you!

I wish I had the new Willie Nelson album...

 

granted, but its an LP and you broke all your needles.




I wish I could go to Aruba

 

granted, but you get bitten by a very big crocodile..

i wish i had a monkey

 

well the wish fairy was on drugs, and you ended up with King Kong. Can I call you Fae?








I wish I could see my daughter more often.

 

granted. have a great time with her!

I wish my feet weren't so funky

 

granted, now they are more rustic.




I wish I could smell what the rock is cookin'

 

And you can! But that ain't team spirit!!!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 

your fired, now bring back our capri pants



I wish I had better wishes

 

wham! your company just went out of buisness.

I wish the computer lab was open later.

 

it is ! and you still have to wait!!

I wish my fridge and computer were closer...

 

Granted, but a horde of infernal demons will impale you once you get within 5 yards of them.

I wish I could never be bored anymore.

 

Granted. The lobotomy rendered you incapable of seperating thoughts and fantasy from reality, and you spend your days completely amused by your imagination. Doesn't sound so bad, huh?

I wish I had a lobotomy...