Make a wish game..

oops, double post, look down there for my answer

 

granted, you are now 21 cells again

i wish i had a dog

 

You have a Yorkshire Terrier with a genetic defect that causes her to yap constantly, even when sleeping, and lose control of her bladder on a regular basis. And she's pregnant.

I wish the customers I deal with at work were less ignorant.

 

Granted, they're now smart enough to really screw you over good.

I wish I had a cat.

 

granted, a big, smelly, sabre tooth tiger type gat that has a taste for human flesh

i wish i could forsee the future

 

Granted, but you can only see 5 seconds into the future and you can't remember anything for more than 3 seconds.

I wish I could freeze fireworks and then climb around on them.

 

Granted, but they're only frozen for 5 seconds, then they start up again.

I wish I lived in the Yellow Submarine

 

granted, but it's sprung a leak

i wish the barbie next to my computer would stop being so naked

 

Granted, except now she's a devil doll.

I wish for 3 million dollars and world peace.

 

Granted, but we get world peace because we've nuked ourselves to death and you get the 3 mil about fifteen seconds before you're toasted.

And on the Yellow Submarine, someone pushed the Panic Button and you're now deep in the Sea of Monsters about to be sucked up by the dreaded Vacuum Beast. (Most of you probably never saw the movie... )

I wish I was completely invulnerable to all forms of death destruction injury and illness.

 

Granted, but in exchange you must give up the ability to have sex...ever.

I wish for the gift of time travel so I can go back in time and meet Anne Frank.

 

Ok, but each time you travel through time you also morph into a different lifeform. You will be meeting Anne Frank as a small, rodent-like monkey with a poofy tail.

I wish my neighbours would sell their house to a nice, quiet family.

 

**poof**
The reason they are so nice is they are trying to get you so breed with thier sons.



I wish I had another virgin strawberry daquirri

 

I wish my arms didn't ache so much because of theoe stupid jabs!

 

Crummy: you have a virgin strawberry daquiri but because you forgot to tip the barkeep last time there is urine in this one.

Fountains of nay: your arms are completely numb and haging useless at your sides. As a result, watching you try to brush your teeth is hilarious.

I wish I enjoyed doing chores.

 

granted,but you enjoy them so much they take over your life

i wish i knew why my legs ached so much when i've only been at college, sat down most of the time

 

Granted, but in exchange your arms must now ache.

I wish I knew what you looked like with your hood off (if that is you in the picture)

 

Granted, but now you understand WHY he wears the hood.

I really wish my job were more interesting...

 

*poof* ITS intresting, but to everybody but you, and you are now the only person starring in a reality show ala ed tv


I wish I had gotton a couple more hours sleep.

 

Granted, but in exchange you must wake up with strep throat


I wish to have sex with Vince Neil