Make a wish game..

Bam. You had sex w/ Vince. At least they say you did. You were passed out in the back of the tour bus and don't remember a thing...

I wish for world peace

 

k, done. but you have accidentally been tatoo'd just above your anus with the words "soup or salad?"




I wish my shit didnt stink

 

Granted, But now it expands to 128 times its volume when it comes in contact with air.

I wish I could speak to every living creature in his or her own language.

 

granted, but you are institutionalized for 'talking' to animals

i wish i was dumbledore from harry potter. he rocks so hard.

 

`poof ~you are, but only when you are naked and nobody is looking at you.



I wish I knew more.

 

Damn! Also *applause* for using the word Bam when it comes to sex with Vince Neil! LOL

 

Granted, but now they say you know too much ala Cary Grant in "North by Northwest"

I wish I wasn't afraid of needles.

 

At least it don't mention baked potato...

 

You will not be affraid anymore, you will love needles and become a junkie...



I wish l had some chocolate here now...

 

*poof* you gots oodles of chocolate..........laxatives.



I wish my laundry would come back dry.

 

Your wish it granted, it will come back with dryed ink all over it..


I wish Sophie was here with me today...

 

granted, but she is in an opium stupor and catatonic



I wish all toilet paper was softer

 

Granted... but you realise that as your poo expands to 128 times its original size when directly in contact with air, all your wages are spent on it forever.

I wish i had the power to create minature universes in the palm of my hand.

 

granted, but you are forced to go live in them, and they are all nightmare worlds

i wish i for big angel wings on my back that i can fly with

 

You got your wings. But you can't fly anywhere because you look a little shifty, and we can't have shifty looking insergent types flying around in our airspace, can we? Straight to Guantanemo Bay for you...

I wish my car ran better

 

Granted, but 'cause you can't afford a car that good it gets repo'd.

I wish everybody was nice to everybody else.

 

granted, but it's all an act.


I wish my i could run faster than the speed of light.

 

Done. But now, for you, time only moves in reverse.

I wish I could be inspired all of the time.

 

K. You're dead. Oh wait, you said IN spired. My bad.

I want to be rich and famous.

 

Varuna: Granted, but all your inspirations will be on ways to commit suicide.

FlyingBurritoBro: Granted, but you're hounded all the time by the paparazzi, and endless lawsuits will tie up all your wealth.

I wish I could be smarter.