Make a wish game..

Granted, but you are only smart about stuff people don't care about.


I wish I was a better surfer.

 

Granted, but fate will have it that you'll never get on another surfboard.

I wish I had a cute hot lover. (FYI. I'm bi. And I think that MJ is ugly, so don't bring him out again -- get creative and try a completely new answer this time.)

 

Granted, but emphasis on hot,s/he burns you everytime you touch her/him.

I wish i could stop and start time when i pleased.

 

Granted, but when you stop time you won't be able to change anything or even move, you'll just be aware that you stopped time and it will eventually drive you insane.

I wish I had a rubber duck.

 

Granted, but it is possesed by demons.


I wish my cats could talk.

 

Granted! But now they won't stop talking.

I wish for everyone to have at least one epiphany per day.

 

Granted, but they all have epiphanies about how much they can't stand you.

I wish I was a demon.

 

Granted!!! But you are powerless and will obey me.

I wish Shevek would insult me again.

 

Granted. Just give him a post or two...

I wish I could wiggle my nose like that witch on TV.

 

Granted. Your momma's so ugly...

Granted. You're now a rabbit. And not Bugs Bunny either.

I wish that Varuna would come up with another snappy retort, and that FlyingBurritoBro would think up something else that's off the wall. (Isn't this fun? )

 

done and done, but they will take their wits and wall offers to another thread


I wish my internet connection was more stable

 

Granted, but as fate has it, you're computer gets stolen.



I wish I could teleport to any place on earth at any time.

 

Granted! But you suffer from indecision, and can't for the life of you decide where to go, much less when!

I wish someone would invent pube resistant soap

 

Granted!!! But your pubes are going to get really funky until you change brands.

I wish I could get paid for just being.

 

Granted, you get paid for just being................a rent boy.

I had all of supermans powers. Nope, thats a blatent lie, i wish i had all of supermans powers.

 

Granted, but now all buildings are made with Kryptonite


I wish I was Princess Diana.

 

granted but you will have a very big and ugly boil

I wish no one plays this "make a wish game" anymore after my post... that means no one will actually post after me. mauhahahahahahaha

 

granted, but I am lying.



I wish my ship would get attacked by pirates

 

Granted, however the pirates are female and they all want to kiss you...


I wish l had a packet of cigarettes here...

 

Granted, but you (as luck would have it) are under water.

I wish these voices in my head would be quit!