Make a wish game..

Granted, but they're filled with grass instead of tobacco. Not marijuana, just regular grass.

I wish for a million more wishes

 

granted. and you get a million of whatever one thing you ask for.

i wish i could travel abroad

 

Your wish is granted,,, you will be moving to Mars next week..


I wish l could get warm...

 

Aussie winter getting you down? Granted. You are hereby relocated to the incredibly hot, humid, and muggy Southeastern United States. Virginia, if you've been bad enough to deserve it. Enjoy your death sentence.

I wish I were freezing.

 

granted, you are now at absolute zero.



I wish I had a jar of peanut butter and a coupla hershey bars.

 

No problem, and they're from costco too.

I wish FlyBurritoBro was in Virginia now, and that I were in Maine.

 

your both there , unfortunatly in the respective states death roe .......i wish i could screw the irish cherokee godess next weeknd

 

Who is this goddess? Doesn't matter!!
You're in there, bro! Unfortunately, she's got a scorching case of herpes. It's all seething, and oozing...

I wish we were all sitting poolside sipping drinks with names invoking tropical settings, discussing anything except politics, religieon, economics, or responsibilities. Naked, of course.

 

granted but hurry up and cover up cause I don't wanna see that....

I wish.......I could stop caring

 

GRANTED, but unfortunately it's cuz everyone ya cared about is now gone

Wish it wasn't so darn hot here in AZ?

 

granted but only cause the new ice age is here...

I wish I had everyone back..tis lonely with out them

 

GRANTED, ya won't be lonely cuz we all moved into your house so ya get to see us 24/7

wish my frig wasn't empty

 

Granted- It is now filled with dirty underwear.

I wish the brakes on my car didn't squeek.

 

Now they don't. Because they don't work. Crash and Burn, sweetie!

I wish I were'nt as sober as I am, which isn't very...

 

*pooof* you are blacked out, passed and out and your friends have glued a dildo to your foread, taken a picture with thier phone and sent it to everyone you know



I wish I had a tasty burger right now.

 

no problemo, you now have a hamburger, made out of the finest orphans from Hamburg.

I wish i had a donkey

 

*poof* you are turned into a donkey, whats better than having one? only if you ARE one! woo hoo, DONKEY!


i wish i didnt have to go to work in an hour

 

Granted- you're fired and sent to Federal Prison for embezzlement.

I wish I had $100,000,000 *pinky in mouth* muhuhahahaha

 

Granted, but you have to spend it on a "LAser"


I wish i knew where I left my marbles

 

Granted- You find them in the stomach of a pig that you ran over with a lawn mower.

I wish I could sleep standing up.