Make a wish game..

You can, cuz now you're a horse.

I wish I had a horse...

 

Granted- I fucked you in the ass ( you *had* a horse, get it? Ok, lame....I know...)

I wish I could travel through time.

 

granted...but your now on the mayflower

I wish I had enough money to leave AZ & get back to NH

 

Granted. But NH will have a nuclear meltdown that will fry it, so no point going back there unless you want to grow an extra arm or something.

You live in Kingman??? You poor thing. My sister lives in Surprise (NW of Phoenix) and hates it -- but it's where her husband's business is located, and the business is doing well.

I wish I lived in San Francisco again, and in a nice apartment.

 

granted but you will be shrunk down into a rat.

I wish I was a millionare.

 

Granted!!!
You have one million Iraqi Dinars = $677US.

I wish I could inspire you.

 

Granted, but I will turn to the dark side after getting the inspiration.

I wish I had the correct answer to everything.

 

You are all knowing... NOBODY likes a know-it-all.

I wish I lived in Australia

 

Your wish is granted..however..Australia is the next to be devastated by earthquakes and tsunamis.



I wish it was winter so I could go snowboarding.

 

K. It's winter with snow up to your ass-crack. You're in Illinois. Not so much as a hill in sight.

I wish that cat would quit attacking that toddler...

 

You scare the cat away from the child, but shit....the cat's after you now.



I wish my sisters would move out of my parents' house and do something with their lazy ass lives.

 

Sisters are out, and being very productive. They've joined J's wittlesses and are continously trying to convert you.


I wish I weren't so mean to my sister in law's boyfriend. He IS a tool, though. Naw, I wish for something else. I wish I could know lotto numbers before they're picked.

 

You know all the lotto numbers, but you can't keep a secret. You tell everyone, and end up getting $1 out of every multi-million dollar jackpot.


I wiiiiiiish.....I could make my eyes change color on demand.

 

You can, but invariably you change one blue and one green or yellow, and it freaks people out.

I wish my son a happy birthday (7)

 

You wish him a happy birthday, but he's upset because he didn't get everything he wanted.



I wish I had my cat Otis back...

 

You can have your cat. Hell, you can have my cat, too! AND I'll throw in a little white dog to boot, just so the cats'll have something to chew on!




I wish for more time to get things done.

 

Unfortunately, time flies.



I wish I had a mansion in the mountains with a huge pool.

 

Granted- Your pool freezes because you're too far up the mountain.

I wish I had some clean socks.

 

granted, but you'll never have clean underwear again


I wish my hair was blonde again

 

Granted- But your hair falls out because of the sudden change in color.

I wish my mother wasn't such a bitch.