Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has snowball fights with elves.

 

isa hippy crack head

 

Owns a Volkswagon Bus painted with stars and stripes and USA all over it.

 

in the 1980's, developed a software program specifically intended to determine within a reasonable estimation, which females would give up the sex if offered something shiny.

 

uses shiny things to land females

 

Raped some 3 females last summer.

 

in 1994, borrowed a book titled "How to cure procrastination" from the detroit Library.
This book is still overdue.

 

spent a night with tarzan in his treehouse of love

 

Regrets being a cellbrity stalker and is now serving 9 to 20 in Attica.

 

Is secretly plotting to kill the creator of the song "It's A Small World" from the Disney Park ride...

 

Is Actually A Card Carrying Member Of The NRA And Charleton Heston's Biggest Fan...

 

Is having an affair with her best friends dad...
=P (just kidding)

 

won the lottory only to eat the ticket....

 

Is the Prime Minister of Australia.

 

forces cats to lick his ball sack, and then sells the clothes he makes from their hairballs!
hey, thats not polyester!

 

Doesn't know how to tie shoes, velcro all the way!

 

Brews Tea and demands it be called "mitten kitten's secret sex juice and wax remover"

 

Was voted "most likely to marry a construction worker and live in a mobile home" in his high school yearbook.

 

She was found guilty of kitten huffing.

(Look it up on Wiki, it's there, man).

 

Has joined a convent.