Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Sucks peoples toes for sexual gratification.

 

Runs a brothel for runaway inflatable sex dolls.

 

Is a regular at that brothel.

 

Had sex with the President of the Brothel.

 

Walked into a walmart buck ass naked, bought a box of trash bags, and immediatly fashioned one into a mumu-like dress.

 

How did you know that?

Argh, found the meaning of high school cole slaw and had sex with the school mascot, in a big vat of that cole slaw.

 

Dressed in a trash bag, roller bladed from Tuscaloosa to Gadsden to promote whirled peas

 

Dressed in a cardboard box and tripped over his own big, lairy feet to protest at KFC.

 

once fainted while watching dogs play poker

 

^^has taste-tested Rosie O'Donnell's French tickler on numerous occasions.

 

Has been admitted into the E.R. with a spoon up his urethra.

 

not really a hippy ^^

 

^^not a real Canadian.

 

Purposefully mis-aims the urine while urinating.

 

H-I-A
she also mis-aims the urine

 

Crummy boils eggs alive in boiling, hot vodka!

 

when she rolls down a hill, she gathers no moss.

 

When he cooks speghatti, it strangles his cat, but he does nothing about it.

 

Can start a Harley-Davidson by sucking on the tailpipe.

 

hand embroiders custom bowling ball carry on luggage and peddles them at swap meets