Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

will meet you at the Chippy

 

Plays Cricket with nuns

 

Can't sleep without his teddy bear.

 

Holds the World Record for double dutch skipping on a pogo stick.

 

can play "Bohemian Rhapsody" using nothing but glasses of water filled to different levels

 

you're an uncontrollable lunatic.

 

Carries a Jesus doll dressed in drag everywhere she goes.

 

She always images people are aliens when she first meets someone.

 

wishes was an alien when at partys

 

Wishes he wasn't really an alien when at parties...

 

posed for Girl Scout weekly when she was still a Brownie....

 

Chews toe nails for therapeutic purposes.

 

Blames Kennedy for the mess in Iraq

 

Saved a Life Today?

 

gargles with the pickle juice

 

Likes to sleep on the floor.

 

Burries hatchets and other cutlery behind libraries and post offices

 

is Mr. Smithers.

 

has a evil twin that is planning to turn people in new york city into zombies.

 

Has a gold mine in connecticut, hires only albino people to mine it.