Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

is that MySpace and facebook guy all the cops are after.

 

told me to stick my finger n her butt and said not to tell neone.....oops.. *snickers*

 

Is currently plotting blow up the earth with a giant laser

 

*snickers devilishly* well it wont work if u tell ppl... fuck... i heard u got that same laser from tha same guy that sales anal beads...

 

Has the worlds largest collection of mushroom shaped glass anal beads and the worlds largest ball of tarred hemp twine

 

truthfully i had a glass shroom pipe b-4...it was cool)

 

Batter dips his fingers and deep fries em. Lets strippers chew off the coating

 

Doesn't really exist

 

President of the Sanjaya fan club.

 

scams people out their money selling "stringless yo-yos"

 

steals from the offering baskets at churches in Rhode Island.

 

Fondly remembers that Alamo.

 

Has a picture of the devil tattoo'd on the inside of one thigh, and a tattoo of a forest fire on the inside of the other.

 

wears a chest toupee.

 

Also wears a chest toupee, but on thursdays, she wears it on her back.

 

is really an alien:alien: plotting to destroy the earth

 

Prefers the gangbang

 

masterbates to pictures of the pope

 

masturbates to pictures of my bare feet.

 

masterbates to photos of himself masterbating