Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

is actually one of Santa's reindeers....

 

is so gullible she still believes in Santa.

 

is way too old because he doesn't believe in Santa.....

 

Has A Reindeer Named Satan

 

Masterbates to pictures of Reindeer

 

Took a Photography Degree, studied for 4 years, and still ended up taking soft-porn photos of reindeer.

 

eats mrs claus out

 

Is Fiending for A Cigarrette!!!!!!

 

Was so desperate for her last cigarette she made a roll-up from the butts in the ashtray at the retirement home where she works as a health advisor.

 

Freakin Tweeker!

 

bummed a smoke off her...

 

Dials M for Murder

 

is a smelly sock inspector.

 

Vacations in the Ukraine

 

would like to vacation in the ukraine but her passport was rescinded last year after an alleged involvement in sex slavery from former eastern bloc countries.

 

is a person Matt Groening had in mind when he made Homer Simpson's character....

 

indulges secret sexual fantasies about Homer Simpson

 

^oh, I do, that's actually so true

 

Was on Dateline NBC's "to Catch a Preditor" trying to meet a 14 year old boy for sex

 

unsuccessfully tried to persuade sanja_serbia he was fourteen........she was convinced he was 11 at the most.