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<== successfully grew a retractable penis on his only kidney while trying to play heaven to stairway on guitar hero and solving a rubiks cube with every other eyelash

 

You stole my car!

 

Used to drive a baby pink Hummer with "save the environment" bumper stickers.

 

was the other gunmen on the grassy knoll

 

was an accomplice with John Wilkes Booth, he shot first, John fired second

 

Still sips from his momma's teet

 

has been digging a ditch in my backyard,buryin a cat.no it stopped. maybe hes done.

 

is a clean and sober tax attorney in laguna.

 

is wanted in in 23 states for using the word 'thigh' in mixed company

 

uses endangered chimps to clean his house

 

fantasizes repeatedly about George W.

 

baits mouse traps with peanutbutter cups and bubblegum

 

is (according to the galery) not a complete person, but just one big foot.....

 

Once starred in a special kind of movie with her dad.

 

drinks 1 litre of industrial strength bleach on the second Tuesday of every month

 

Secretly desires an SUV

 

Takes viagra regularly and just masturbates

 

was denied bail as a flight risk after having been arrested for flying an uregistered flying contraption without a licence.

 

is a 74 year old virgin

 

has a girlfriend robot made completely from spare parts from old pinball machines