Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

reads nothing but self-help books while sitting on the toilet.

 

He likes fishes cuzz they're so delicious

 

has 764 cans of coke, 1 pack of popcorn and 2 razor blades hidden in an underground concrete bunker in case of nuclear war.

 

has sex with bagels then puts them back on the shelf at walmart.

 

^^^^^hahah..rofl..
well i saw mamaKCita with her finger n her ass singin "ring around tha rosie"

 

I saw Yo-Yo checking out of the crazy ward. (much love)

 

did not! i was singing my own composition "love my monkey button, baby!" it's a love song.


lonely road took the easy road in the yellow wood...

 

goes around to all her neighbors borrowing one item each to make a cake until she has them all, just to be thrifty

 

Makes toast look smart.

 

has all the intellect of a styrofoam cup.

 

uses syrofoam cups on a regular basis.

 

only gets a dollar for sperm donations

 

Receives her sperm pro-bono

 

also receives his pro-bono.

 

Limits her sexual activity to anything within walking distance.

 

double post

 

gets so excited about me he can't help his...um...post.

 

She is Sam's babe.........................when he's around.

 

a girl's gotta have hobbies

wishes he was sam's babe.

 

Damn! Got me there. I'm outta responses.