Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

not as smart as kc.

 

Drinks the pee out of pee catchers

 

wishes she was Margaret Thatcher

 

Daydreams about senior citizen midget orgies

 

whittles little statues of scotty dogs with real large cocks!

 

didn't jerk off in my garden again last night!

 

ducks garden consists of old band aids stapled to used tongue depressers, scattered intermittintly around where the septic tank leaks.

 

completely believes that's true

 

uses penguin shit for toothpaste

 

these are supposed to be absurd, a salesmen just sold me two tubs of penguin shit last week
not only is it good for whitening your teeth, but acne too =D

so I guess my absurd accusation would be that you could actually come up with one

 

thinks acne is a company that sells faulty rockets to coyotes

 

Travels to other countries searching for virgins to sacrifice on top of MT Washington. While eating a snickers bar and humming I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my............. when he finishes this sinister task he wears the skin of his victims and shops at toys 'r' us for frisbees. afterwards he and George W play frisbee on the lawn of the whitehouse and give eachother hickies........

 

is actually 15 years old and calls himself old fart to avoid the inevitable teenager baiting...

 

is actually asexual and refuses to admit to her/him/other/self that the Dave Mathews band actually sucks.

 

is actually 45 year old virgin who is in love with the guy in the sig pic

 

spent a weekend in Amsterdam, a day in Paris, a night in Barcelona and an hour in Rome and believes he's DONE Europe

 

enjoys introducing Asian children to the sport of riding invisible bicycles

 

IT'S SHE!...

 

hates flowers and is actually the head of the serbian chapter of the flower annihilation society

 

masturbates by watching picture of Mr Burns.....and Smithers...and Moe....Actually, he has a thing for every "The Simpsons" character.....