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skipped out of college to go on a yearlong coke bindge in wikiki and then had to work for a pimp named Fluffkins to make back the money for the college loans

 

Is a cannibal, but only eats nuns and Mormans.

 

Hijacked a Zamboni and was last seen tooling about near the North Pole.

 

Rides a camel to and from work to save gas.

 

Lives in a really big watermelon.

 

Has perfected the art of slicing calluses off her knees without drawing blood.

 

Collects roadside crosses, and displays them as a folk art garden.

 

When hiking, and sees one of those "I was here" piles of rocks, kicks em over and pisses on the remnants.

 

enjoys stealing used dishes at garage sales, especially if they're dirty.....

 

Was raised wearing hand-me-down underwear.

 

likes to mellow in his yellow....

 

'mellow is not so yellow...

...but is bold as love...

 

"well my yellow in this case is not so mellow
In fact im trying to say, its frightened like me"

^^Hates Hendrix^^

 

wants to be spanked by Alan Cummings

 

Has been spanked by Alan Cummings.

 

Sneaks around pulling up people's shrubs.

 

sneaks around pulling down Alan Cumming's pants.

 

pulls around while sneaking cum in alan's pants.

 

has been sneaking around and slowly stealing the pavement in front of my house

 

Has the worlds fourth largest Care Bear collection, 23rd largest Cabbage Patch Kid collection and the worlds smallest penis.