Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has the world's greatest collection of STDs.

 

Lost a tooth while bobbing for apples.

 

Talked to Jesus on a yellow banana.

 

Has a rotary cellphone

 

Has a 1" penis.

 

Refuses to eat anything not deep fried.

 

has a head the size of a walnut and was the 1st person on earth to eat their own head

 

Loves to play hopscotch

 

has no toungue and uses a prosthetic out of wood

 

Has a small tattoo of smurfette in a very private place

 

Is a member of NAMBLA.

 

Pays for everything with pennies

 

Got a boy scout merit badge in trouser tenting.

 

Runs an Asian sweat shop manufacturing trouser tents for the Catholic church.

 

It is rude for monkeys to point.

 

Lies about his birthday to get free drinks from bars, and has the aperatus to produce belivable forged Drivers Liscences to make sure he doesnt get caught.

 

Likes to put uncooked wet chicken down his pants for the cool thrilling sensation it gives him

 

Cannot pronounce any word starting with the letter "Y"

 

Has an odd flinching eye that causes him to have a random lisp

 

HATES guys with an odd flinching eye and random lisps