Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Walks on water

 

recently realized "Wow! I couldda had a V-8!"

 

owns 13000 pygmy goats

 

Conforms to being a non-conformist.

 

^ Hasn't taken a shit in 6 weeks

Started with two males...

 

votes blindfolded.

 

kidnapped the person who invented mcdonalds and forced them to eat a decent meal, a bigmac and then the cardboard box that the bigmac came in before asking them if they wanted fries with that whilst forcing them to reply into a little plastic box thing and aske them to repeat themselves whenever they answered.

 

Wraps everything he eats with bacon before deep frying it in lard and eating it with faber beans and a nice chianti.

 

ingested a contact lens while doing shots.

 

stole my cat, dressed her up and entered her in a beautiful baby contest to win $50 which he needed to buy several pairs of granny styled womans underwears.

 

Was the inspiration for Neil Young's "Cowgirl in the Sand".

 

Cannibal!

 

Swallowed a cactus cos you thought it was acid

 

rides bicycles with no seats.

 

Smells the saddles of young ladies bikes when they go in the shop.

 

Steals the seats of young ladies bikes when they go in the shop.

 

Sells used bicycle seats for women's bikes.

 

Is currently grounded with no TV for a week.

 

Stuffs turkeys for a living.

 

stuffs them where?

Can't see the forest for the trees.