Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Crummyrummylikesbummy ???

 

Designed the float for pet population awareness for this past Thanksgiving Day parade. It was a big helium filled pooch and every few blocks his nuts would fall off. Of course no one got the point. They thought the float was taking a dump on the street.

 

Was so hungry, he onced gnawed through the leg on his kitchen table waiting for his poptarts to pop up.

 

Crummyrummylikestocummyoverlotsofmiddleagedmummystummys .................Lets Face It Fellow Bloggers......This Is A Desperate Cry For Help !!........From A Seriously Sick Middle Aged Man!!..........MAY I SUGGEST PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ASSISTANCE BEFORE ....anymoremiddleagedmummieshavetoendurethishumilationtotheretummys............Cheers Glen.

 

Once walked 431 kilometers to punch his sister's ex-boyfriend square in the nose....then walked back home to find out the two had made up and that his sister was pergnant with the now ex-ex's baby.

 

Please Back Me Up Here Fellow Bloggers!!!.......I Don't Have A Bloody Sister For GodsSake...........This Is Nothing But A Cheap Attempt To Smear My Otherwise Spotless Reputation On These Forums.......Yes I'm Bloody Angry......And Quite Rightly So ...........Cheers..... "And I Predict Lots Of Tears".............Glen.

 

Sells Kleenex for $20.00 per sheet at funerals.

 

Works in a fancy men's room, handing out steamed towels for tips.

 

So, would you say it is an absurd accusation?




MellowYellow is a convicted Strongarm Chicken Plucker.

 

Sneaks into a lingerie shop dressing room to sniff underwear.

 

stinkfoot's basement is filled waist high with Nerf® footballs and feather pillows, and on famliy holidays, none of his guests get to eat until they have done at least one belly flop into the fluffy pit.

 

Likes to wear crotchless denim jeans to let his "Y" fronts breath.

 

Collects scented candles and snow tires.

 

Has Serious Issues Regarding "Bladder Control"........Can Only Sleep On Plastic Sheets ,Or In The Bathtub...Ewwww!

Cheers Glen.

 

Has carved out an entire 6 bedroom 12 bathroom home out of an opal mine.

 

Imprisioned for conspiracy to kiss Martha Stewart.

 

Has seen "Thelma & Louise" 27'000 times.

 

Knows every line in Rob Zombie's "Hell's Rejects"

 

Has C3PO tattoo'd on his inner right thigh, Chewbacca tattoo'd on his inner left thigh, and his pecker all tattoo'd up like R2D2.

 

Has a tendency to light fires and put them out with his genitals.