Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

gobbles like a turkey during sex

 

Write long love letters to Queen Elizabeth II begging for nude photos....

 

Reads crummy's mail

 

had sexual relations with that women

 

you actually go around beating homeless
giving out clothes my ass, i'm on to you!

 

flies through the air on a grain of rice spitting on frogs.

 

Is really the cat potrayed in the picture in her sig.

 

Never, NEVER Has Owned A Pair Of Shoes....Let Alone Smelly Socks--To Think...

 

Hasn't washed her feet in 7 years.

 

Keeps several frogs in underpants for thrills.

 

broke the HipForums Galleries.

 

flicks everyones ears while laughing hystericaly

 

Puts slugs and washers in the Salvation Army collection kettle.

 

roasts flamingo meat slowly on a gas bbq and touch's the corners of the fridge where all the spiders are

 

Has been sentenced to death but escaped disguised as an orthodox jewish midget with leprosy.

 

Molest handicapped burn victims

 

buries his dead with dirty diapers and lysol cans

 

Happens To Be Dubya's Number One :worthy: Fan.....

 

Golfs with JM J. Bullock every thursday and every full moon.

 

Nah, Crummy, That's Every Wednesday... ​