Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Uses donut seats...

hahahahaha!

 

High Fives himself in the mirror so much that he was committed to 24-hour observation due to the scarring from repeated lacerations caused by the mirrors, which he works 2 jobs to afford the constant replacing of.

 

Loves going sailing just so she can say things like, "pull it in," and, "it's not blowing hard enough."

 

Is one of the sea whores that I pirate pimp and would actually be privy to knowing that I say such things.

 

Doesn't pay me enough for the kind of seafaring "customers" we get...

 

Once chugged 5 gallons of Egg Nog for a pair of Levis worn by Amy Winehouse

 

Smells like burnt leathery bacon which causes racoons to follow him in packs. (or whatever a group of racoons is called)

 

Once got so drunk that you tried to breathe upside down and fell on your face and had to get a skin graph from your ass to your face. Everyone calls you carpet muncher.

 

^ruined this poster for all men

 

Once mistook Keith Richards for a pair of alligator boots.

 

After much thought and meditation, decided to spend the third decade of his awareness developing and publishing his philosophy concerning and personal agenda for getting larger bags of peanuts on flights between Norfolk and Denver International airports. While popular with the budget minded travelers, the majority of first class passengers could never get behind the cause, and the crusade is universally accepted as the spark that led to the creation of OPEC, acid washed jeans, and air lines charging fees for checked baggage. When asked about the 14,000 page manifesto he published (which Ted Kaczynski borrowed from liberally in his own manifesto) Retired hippie often recites his current personal mantra for dealing with economic adversity and men who wear too much cologne:
No Peanuts and no beer make Homer something something.
I think we can learn a lot from studying RetiredHippie and his evolution as a human.

 

likes to use small words and simple sentences

 

The above poster loves to use proper punctuation and sentence structure.

 

Got so drunk that he woke up under the bed naked with a sent text on their phone to Hugh Grant saying "come get me, sexy."

 

Was tripping and fell up some stairs, scraping both knees which formed scabs during the time that they spent counting the brush strokes in the paint on the wall, thus adhering them to the carpet.

 

self concerned about his brush strokes. and getting knee scabs.

 

Knows that most names ending in anne belong to females.

 

once farted the exact beat of Queens song "under pressure"..unintentionally

 

Ate the Deadly Yellow Snow.

 

Once, accidentally sucked his hair up in the vacuum cleaner.