Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Thinks 'Cheese-Balls' is a male medical condition.

 

Thinks I can't tell the difference between a medical dictionary and Mrs Beeton

 

You're really not located in England, you're actually in France.

 

you're actually a badass, serving time in federal prison

 

zero likes to make out with his dog.

 

my dog rejected you

 

You have been very depressed lately due to the untimely death of Muammur Gaddafi.

 

See him?....^...Well he likes to fill his budgie smugglers with semolina and squidge it around!

 

Has both the Olsen twins and all the Kardashian sisters on speed dial

 

Isn't really 38.crummyrummy is really 15.

 

Once slept for an entire week, without waking, in a field of flowers.

 

Leveled the field of flowers with a combine.

 

You set the controls for the heart of the sun.

 

Bases his life according to Abba.

 

Thinks that Abba being a palindrome means he can play their records with the turntable spinning in either direction (i.e. widdershine OR deasil)

 

Can count six on each hand.

 

Consults his 8 ball every morning.

 

RH thinks an echo is just pixies taking the piss.

 

But that's NOT a lie!

Just like the 5C response in Blackwood means either 0 or 4 aces ... so no fingers at all can mean either 0 or 6. If you've been counting, you'll know which it is ...

And by treating each hand as a "column" and counting in base 6, you can get up to 41 when counting on your fingers rather than just 10! :mickey:


Thinks that the Atkins diet is one where you don't eat any Carribbean food ('cos long words confuse him, poor love, and all he knows is the one you do without is long and starts with C ... )

 

Has a hard time distinguishing between left and right, and lacks hand eye coordination. This is the reason her cars resemble the surface of the moon....