Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Trains 'Triffids' to do his dirty-work.

 

Oi you!! It is possible to go off somebody, you know :cuss:

Besides which, I haven't had a real in either of my present cars ... as you'd know if you'd been paying more attention to my pictures!



Hmmmmm ... Mr Lunatic isn't really from the Midlands at all. He's just too embarrassed to admit that he's the head teacher of the Rainham Academy for Young Essex Girls

 

Curtsies when she sees The Queen on TV.

 

takes his tea with....... milk?!?!?! :willy_nilly:

 

Disrespects crumpets.

 

Repaints his train set every time the real railway comes out with a new livery

 

Uhm.I don't want to have a go at Beach Ball,so I'll change the subject.This game is supposed to be about making an absurd accusation about the poster above your head.What happened?Are you posters?I don't have a poster above my head - but I do have a painting done by a friend above my computa.I can't think of an absurd accusation to make it at it because I love it.I haven't joined this game yet because I'm not very good at it,as you can see...So I'll leave you in peace so you can carry on your childish games.

 

Has an imaginary imagination.

 

Has too much time on his feat

 

See - you CAN do it :mickey:


Has a specially recorded CD set of the complete collected works of Barry Manilow ... in Serbo-Croat

 

Has a degree in cupcake decorating.

 

Ooooooh - that's so MEAN! I mean, I KNOW that a PhD is "a degree" ... but I still think you should have specified that it is a PhD :willy_nilly:


Gave up twiddling his thumbs after he got them so hopelessly tied together that it took him three days to unravel them

 

Thinks PhD means Philosophical Druids.

 

Thinks the essential ingredient in cupcakes is a finely chopped bra

 

Dresses up as a Minnnie Mouse smiley on Thursdays.

 

Isn't really a retired hippy at all.

He did once have a job as a hippy ... but they fired him for being too industrious.

 

Shaves peaches before eating them.

 

his favorite color is polka dot

 

Can explain the offside rule ... in Hungarian

 

Leads a secret life as an exotic dancer in a monastary.