Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Has a comprehensive collection of Fossilised Dinosaur Poo...

 

Refuses to tell anyone his middle name, but due to some intensive and exhaustive research, I can now reveal it is ''Piddlemud''.

 

Has just downloaded 'The Great Bagpipes of Scotland - 3CD Box Set' from a Warez site...

Strangely enough, I don't in fact have a middle name :rofl:

 

Is VERY secretive about his middle names to the point of telling people he doesn't have 'A' middle name.

Which is true...his middle NAMES,I can now reveal,are in fact 'Fauntleroy Scrotefondler'.

[In those circs,I don't blame him for keeping schtum]

 

Likes to spread marmalade onto teddy-bears before eating them...

 

Has a secret collection of feelthy peectures,of the little girl next door [and it's NOT what you're thinking-here comes the gear-change] . . .



sticking a hot poker up her cat's arse!

 

Had a wonderful, secret collection of feelthy peectures,of the little girl next door [and it's NOT what you're thinking-here comes the gear-change] . . . sticking a hot poker up her cat's arse! Which he sold to some guy named MrLunatic for $4.99...

 

Stole $4.99 from a little old lady's handbag when she fell over in the street.....don't know what he spent it on..........

 

Videos 'little old ladies' falling over in the street, and then sells the footage to 'home video' tv programs as a nice little earner, and a lot more that $4.99...

 

is actually quite sane

 

Is the world's greatest anime artist

 

Is the world's dumbest blonde.

 

has no idea why he's naked

 

is a "bot"

 

sits down to pee





oh, wait,,

 

Took the Blue pill, instead of the Red one...

 

Never remembers to put his clocks back, so ends up being late for everything.

 

keeps a jell-o bust of William Shatner's head in a refrigerated glass case

 

Drinks a pint of Guinness every day...

 

I'd tell you what he did, but I'd have to kill you.