Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Plays PS3 games on an XBOX360 console with a Wii Controller, LIKE A BOSS!

 

Comes up with number-letter combinations that us dinosaurs just stare at in bewildered fashion.

 

Reveals himself to be a fossil by pretending he's not the only dinosaur here.

 

See him? [^] Yeah,him.



Well,[and DON'T put this on the net,it's a secret],he rubs himself on nylon carpets just to make his hair stand up like Jedward's.

No;his stick-up hairstyle isn't natural...it's all down to static electrickery!

 

Only pretends to be interested in horses. It's the whips and leather he really likes.

 

BB has a satchoo of Ken Dodd's dad holding a lead in her garden.

There's no dog on the lead,because. . . . .


[and I want you to say this out loud]



Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead!

 

Puggybear inflates his tyres with helium at the start of each journey; then every time he passes a telephone box he puts his mouth over the valve, lets a little bit of helium out, and makes an obscene phone call in a squeaky voice to a randomly chosen member of Hip Forums.

 

Has been reading my diary!

 

eats noodles with a spoon

 

Lives in a country that hasn't invented spoons yet.

 

Finds threatening messages in his alphabet soup...

 

lives with the aliens.

 

Got sent back by the aliens as they said she was a bad influence.

 

Told the aliens I was a bad influence.

 

Used to practice open-heart surgery on her guinea pigs.

 

draws racially charged comic strips on bathroom stalls, and then calls the mall to complain about them, whether they were located in the mall or not

 

Don't cook your meat.

 

Puts sealed tins in the microwave with her cat.

 

always eats standing up

 

Has seven fingers on each foot